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<HTML> <B> In the short span of time that they have been playing Blood Bowl, the Bleakmoor Brigands have have already started to make quite an impression on the fans...</B> <I> "Aye, that Byrguith can steal yer ball and yer beer faster than ya can flog a cat!"</I> - Hetwill the Humorless Hermit of Halgrange <I> "I go to see 'dem tight uniforms! 'Dey really fill out the front of 'dem leather breeches, don't ya know!"</I> - Wilmara the Wayward and Willing Wench of Wilsbury <I> "ARR! Viscious scoundrels and cuthless cut-throats; NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF TEAM!"</I> - Barancle Bob Blackheart, the Brazen Butcher of Brixton <I> "Rakish young devils they is! Left all me daughters plucked n' spent! Now me blasted wife's expecting me to give 'er the same!! A pox on them and their dangly bits!"</I> - Misearable Marvyn, Marshall of Middle Muckdale <I> "The short one smells of old cheese."</I> - Zerflebargsnart the 3rd. </I><B> Only time will tell what it to become of our motley but handsome band of bandits and virile villans. Will NUFFLE smile down upon them, heaping their ranks with wine, women, and winnings? Or will their neck stretch in the hangman's noose by the King's decree? Only time will tell...</B> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Excerpt from <LINK> <A HREF="http://www.wyldenept.com/merc.php?id=d2&cd=d3">The Bandit Song</A> </LINK><LINK> by <A HREF="http://www.wyldenept.com/">Wylde Nept</A> </LINK> <I>...We rule the backlands and we know the wastes Sneak into the village and ride off in haste We rob and plunder and sunder and kill We wreck and we ruin and threaten with skill Yes, we’re here to scare you, to trap and ensnare you Rakish young devils, we scoff at the law Remarkably daring, our nostrils a-flaring, Make with your chattel our plans have no flaw We’ll take the booty and we’ll take the loot, We all have daggers concealed in our boot. Call the kings horses and call the lawmen We’ll just evade them again and again… </i> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For Coaches who can't laugh and admitt Blood Bowl's only a game, ESPECIALLY THE ART OF FOULING... <B>Ma bys bach fi yn fwy na esgys ti am goc, rwyt ti'n esgys fach pathetic am dyn. Cay dy geg, a dos i ffwcio dy gath i fyny'r pen ol!!</B> ("Good day to you- good luck, and remember to have fun!") <I>ROFLMFAO...</I> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <LINK>Thanks also to Heather Rose Jones for providing a <A HREF="http://www.heatherrosejones.com/names/welsh/1000british/">list</A> </LINK> of authentic early Welsh names. <LINK>Thanks to <A HREF="http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/welsh.htm">this</A> </LINK> fun little site as well. <LINK><A HREF="http://www.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/LexiconForms.html">Welsh lexicon</A> </LINK> </HTML> |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(85)k |
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| 2 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Kick |
55 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 21/31 | 90k
(95)k |
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| 3 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 4 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Guard |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dirty Player |
31 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 24/31 | 90k
(123)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge, +AG |
-ag, -av | 31 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 73/76 | 200k
(150)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15/16 | 70k
(70)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/16 | 70k
(70)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard |
14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17/31 | 100k
(105)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 9/16 | 70k
(70)k |
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| 14 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(95)k |
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| 15 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Guard |
6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11/16 | 110k
(125)k |
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| 16 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 | 44/51 | 180k
(152)k |
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| Games Played: | 57 (21/11/25) | | | TD Diff: | -16 (68 - 84) | | | Cas Diff: | 2 (66/35/33 - 61/46/25) |
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| Last Opponent: Hybrid Theory | |||||||