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<h5><b>UPDATE: </B></h5>Not longer member of GOOF. However, I still aim to play all my games, and will not turn down any challenge as long as I have time.
<!-- MY LOVE
--><br><br><p align=left><b>History:</b> <br>This team started out as a bunch of Swedish sweets. Soon the team was infiltrated and taken over by characters from the epic, best TVseries ever - Twin Peaks. <br>
<!-- MY LOVE
--><p align=left><b>My love</b> <br>I love faction. I love to play all those fun, intelligent, cool coaches that play there. And most coaches belong to these. However, due to the behaviour of a small minority, I have decided not to hunt for medals anymore. This is because I am sick and tired of asking the following for games:
a) coaches compensating for their girlfriendlessness by overprotecting their amazons or other
b) coaches who dont even reply in chat or pm
c) coaches who refuse to play my "bashy" (lowest cas rate of all orc teams in f1) team and then play their friend with a team twice as bashy as mine
d) coaches who refuse to play orcs in general
e) (almost the same as c but with a twist) coaches who refuse to play my "bashy" orcs and then play a team twice as bashy just because the coach is from the same country.<br><br>This does <b>not</b> mean I not will play in faction any more. Like I said, I love faction. This does not mean I will not try to play all my 10 games. I will. This team has only declined one challenge in its lifetime - against JackDaniels' Chaos Gods. And even if our team at that time was like an noob-ant in comparison with his huge Chaos Gods, we are ashamed of this, and will not refuse a challenge due to cowardness again. So, pls feel free to challenge me in chat or pm. I will answer as soon as possible and play, or arrange a time for game.
<br><br><b>The following coaches</b> have earned the Asterix magic potion award (also called PWB = players with balls) <img src=http://www.iconarchive.com/icons/live-pencil/asterixs-clothes/Potion-icon.gif> for playing our team although their team at the time was at least 40 Str lower: CanvasBack (FIVE times), Adun, Antrax, Arantil, BlackNWhiteDog, CopyCat, EnglishJake, Fabrizio, Janzki, Kirkape, Khenubaal, <h5>Kkyishkkii (<b>108 ST diff, see <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1795435>game</a></b>),</h5><p align="left"> Iena, Ludovicious, Marneus, McMagnus, Pirigin, Popcorn, Smashak, Spelledaren, Spiggle, Stuelle2, Toriel, Vicius (<b>74 diff in ST!</b>). My hat goes off to you. This is what faction should be about! (of course, many other coaches also deserve praise, i am currently working on a list of coaches who never declined a challenge from us...). On the other hand, there is also a <b>black-list</b>, with coaches who several times have refused to play my orcs even though the st difference has been below 20. This list is written in invisble letters but I reckon these coaches know who they are. <b>Update!</b> There has been some misunderstandings about my players-with-balls-list, and I quote an anonymous coach: "you boast in your team bio about how many times you cherry pick". This is not my intention. Faction for me is not at all about cherry picking. It is about playing all your games, and I play all my pointgames if RL doesnt stop me. My intention with this list was to give praise to all those coaches who have played me, in spite of having a weaker team. <br><!--nonscoring
--><br><br> <p align="left"><b> Recovery games:</b> We do not play recovery / non-scoring / rebuilding / friendly games. Sometimes we make an exception. </b><!--
nonscoring
--><!--FOULING
--><br><br><b>Dirty Player</b><br> I am not especially fond of fouling. However, I have learned that it sometimes is essential, especially in faction. On the other hand, if I play a much weaker team or a opponent who shares my opinion on fouling, I might not even foul when I get the ref. <br><br><!--TEAM GOALS
--><b>Team goals</b><br>*Win 50% of our games. (Achieved in game 58 = 29 wins). <br>*Average 1.5 TDs (after 100games = 1,48) <br>*Taking revenge on Canales for the 0-5 loss. Revenge = to win against his woodies without killing them (all). Second game vs Canales ended 0-1, a clear improvement. However, third was a step in the wrong direction. In the fifth game we got a tie! This is still the last game the Champions have played. I sure hope real life will allow Canales to come back soon, so I might even get a win ;).<br><br><!-- PERSONAL DONT FORGET
--><b>Personal "don't forget" </b><br>Do not underestimate skinks, or 6 desperate amazon players.<br>Do not dodge if you dont have to with black orcs.<br>Do not forget to field key players.<br><br><!--YEARBOOK
--><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=309514">Yearbook</a><br><br><!--HIGHLIGHTS
--><b>Highlights</b><br>Reaching (first of my teams ever) 20FF following game 53. <!--GREAT GAMES
--><br><br><b>Great games</b><br>vs <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1761456>Muerdeorejaz</a> - our Truffle did a hatrick, whereas Kalebins Troll Gordito and Goblin Lori Junior managed two TTMs and were close to a third.<br>vs <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1712779>Cosmic Cubes</a> - a tight orcbrawl which ended 3-3.<br> vs <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1664133>Champions of N </a> - our first game ever in F1, ended 0-5! <!--STATS AFTER 100
--><br><br><b>Stats for 100 first games</b><br> W/T/L = 46/26/28, TD diff = 26 (148 - 122), CAS = 60 (112/79/32 - 82/58/23), CAS/game = 2,23 (1,63 against). <!--STATS for Round 109
--><br><br><b>Stats for round 109 <img src="/FUMBBL/Images/gold_small.png"></b><br> 8/1/0. 269 points. TD diff = 10 (14-4). On average taking 2.1 cas, compared to inflicting only 1.9. All this indicates that my orcs arent really orcs - we win when we dont bash. Key to the gold was a combination of quick two-turn TDs, and great defense, only allowing 4 TDs in 9 games. Also, of course, the fact that we were able to get nine games. The 10th opponent was rcdORC, we were saving our game for a final, but since he couldnt find enough games to compete for the gold, that game would not have mattered.<!--STATS for Round 109
--><br><br><b>Stats for round 112 <img src="/FUMBBL/Images/silver_small.png"></b><br> 5/0/3. 175 points. TD diff = 2 (11-9). On average taking 2.25 cas, compared to inflicting only 2. We actually had two games were we did not inflict any damage whatsoever, and one of these was vs woodies (!). Key to the silver was that we were able to play more games than our closest opponents. For gold we need to improve our defense and dont forget to score T8 (thinking it was T7). And that someone stops Stonetroll from always getting more games than me ;)<!--
STATS for Round 119--><br><br><b>Stats for round 119 <img src="/FUMBBL/Images/silver_small.png"></b><br> 5/1/3. 184 points. TD diff = 0 (10-10). On average taking 1.66 cas, compared to inflicting 2.77. However, out of the 15 cas we suffered, 5 caused a permanent damage (apo failed three times in a row), leaving our team struggling. Actually, taking a medal this round was something a surprise. Last two games were played against some heavy chaos (lots of guard and claw) with only 11 players. We won both and climbed to a second spot. <!--MISSED PLAYERS
--><br><br><b>Missed players</b><br>Legends: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3996483>Truffle</a><br>Other: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3971819>Truffle again</a> - our second oldest players so far (129 games, our current troll is older), <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3703905>Ahlgrens igen</a>, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3646430>Polly</a> - my first love in this team, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4252794>Cookie II</a> - our ma6 (!) frenzy black orc, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4174842>Ice Cream</a>, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4575693>James Hurley</a>, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4839081>Bernard Renault</a> - our first player ever with piling on. <!--COMING PLAYERS
--><br><br><b>Awaiting players</b><br>Mr. Neff, Rusty Tomaski, Eric Powell...
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
+ST, Stand Firm, Block
  52 0 4 0 7 3 41/51 180k
(153)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Side Step, Block, Guard
  21 0 1 0 4 5 36/51 150k
(143)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  9 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 120k
(133)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, +MA, Guard
n 40 3 7 0 11 1 51/76 170k
(152)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG
  4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 120k
(123)k
 
9
Troll
4 5 1 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Block, Dodge
-av 165 0 0 0 31 11 117/176 220k
(186)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
-av 22 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 60k
(30)k
 
13
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Pro
n 96 4 4 1 9 8 76/176 160k
(146)k
 
16
Lineman
5 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Kick, Diving Tackle, Pro
-av, -ag 128 1 3 0 6 15 97/176 160k
(145)k
 
11 players  
Coach: lobocamaleon Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 45k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2020k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:198 (88/44/66) |TD Diff:10 (255 - 245) |Cas Diff:80 (215/158/61 - 175/130/49)
Last Opponent: Deth Kartelz