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Prepocalypse
Retired [4] Nurgle's Rotters

4 riders. The riders of the Prepocalypse. The rehearsal of the Apocalypse.
Actually, the publisher removed a part of the Big Book, just before deadline. It was written by a guy called Preben.
Here it is:
The Prepocalypse, The somewhat boring degradation of everything.**

4 riders will come; on 4 bicycles.
Not terrible; but nonetheless unwanted.
Bickering, Munchies,Dull and Lazy were the names;
And truly everything became a little bit more bad.

Bickering.
At first came a pale Raleigh.
Creaking cranks, rusty chain and no ringingbell;
Bickering and petty fights followed in his trail;
Brotherly love suddenly become irritation;
Brothers will be bickering at brothers.

Munchies.
The second rider swept across the country;
A racer with a dozen gears;
All over the country, everybody wanted to eat chips;
Everybody went to 7/11, especially the fat;

Dull.
The third rider had a broken wheel;
But he couldnt comprehend;
TV didnt give him skills;
Just staring in apathy;

Lazy.
Slowly the last rider approached;
Rubbing his eyes;
He couldnt bother.

** By many considered the most actionpacked of the Revelations.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Block
  6 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 130k
(143)k
 
2
Rotter
4 5 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
+ST, Block
  42 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 180k
(175)k
 
3
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Block, Guard
  41 0 0 1 4 4 30/ 150k
(165)k
 
4
Rotter
3 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
-ma 27 0 0 0 7 4 34/ 170k
(175)k
 
5
Beast
4 5 1 9
Big Guy, Foul Appearance, Infect, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Tentacles
Block, Guard
  19 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 170k
(152)k
 
6
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
 
11
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Foul Appearance, Tackle
  28 0 2 0 13 5 57/ 150k
(155)k
 
13
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
 
14
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  10 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 80k
(85)k
 
15
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Block
  11 3 5 0 1 1 25/ 100k
(115)k
 
16
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  17 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gorbit Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle's Rotters Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:48 (10/9/29) |TD Diff:-25 (46 - 71) |Cas Diff:20 (57/43/14 - 47/32/15)
Last Opponent: Kaosdrengene II