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Black Box's Bad Boys
Retired [B] High Elf

<blockquote><div align="justify">Once upon a time, in the magical island of Ulthuan, many high elves lived happily. They played beautiful music, made exquisite poetry, created marvelous paintings, showed impressive martial arts and boasted many wealthy and well-trained sports teams. They inhabited fair white cities with many towers and banners, their laws were rightful and merciful, and their kings, the Phoenix Kings, were all wise and strong men dedicated to their people. The elves of Ulthuan knew they were the best of all nations, and they were proud of it.

But the races living outside of the elven island had different ideas. They failed to appreciate elven music, poetry, and painting, prefering their own crude creations. They failed to recognize the superiority of elven laws and elven kings, bowing to their fatuitous and mean masters. They liked their ugly and dirty cities and they were very proud of the architectural horrors their races accomplished. And, most of all, they supported a whole lot of other Blood Bowl teams, made of different races and coached with different playstyles.

At first, the high elves thought that the joy and pride of seeing one's own kind of the pitch meant that the other races were unable to acknowledge the elven superiority in the Blood Bowl game. Surely they were more intelligent than the brainless mummies and drooling zombies cheered by those undead fans. Surely they had more grace and finesse than those smelly orcs that were so numerous in Blood Bowl. Surely they played better than those rude and slow dwarves, whose beards were so long they kept tripping on it !

Alas, eventually they realized this was not the case. The fans that peopled the Old World and the New World stadiums liked those inept plays and those witless players. They wanted to see blood spilling and to hear bones cracking. They cheered when a player kicked another player who fell on the ground, even if this was clearly in violation of the rules - they even booed the referees ! They were not supporting their own kin, but rooted for the most violent and vicious team on the pitch. They had no interest in the gallant and educated elves ...

But the greatest insult had yet to come. Ready to sail back to their homeland and leave those backward nations, never to return, the elves of Ulthuan learned that their archrivals, their despised evil twins, the dark elves, were one of the most popular races among the international Blood Bowl leagues ! Moreover, the decadent elves of Naggaroth spreaded rumors on them, telling to their fans that high elves were nothing but little girls who had yet to learn that this game was called BLOOD Bowl for a reason - no wonder so many people laughed at Ulthuan's elven teams !

Something had to be done.

The elves reported all they have learned to their king, expecting an insightful answer about this very grave matter. The Phoenix King thought long and hard about this. What could the elves do ? They couldn't shut themselves off and leave those barbaric people to their own fate, as it could endanger their colonies abroad. They couldn't educate them either, as it required too much time and too much effort. And none of their elven teams would willingly agree to go and face those unrespectful brutes who would likely leave them maimed for life ...

But finally he came up with an idea. A great, a fantastic idea, that would likely help his nation and restore their prestige overseas. With it, Ulthuan will be a happier place, and nobody will mock the high elves ever again. They will show that they have nothing to learn from the savages from the Old and the New World and their gruesome techniques of plays. They will show them that elves can play BLOOD Bowl like anybody else. And they will win tournaments. Emerging from his silence, the very wise Phoenix King announced to his court the following words :

« Our Majesty have heard your concerns, and we have decided to take measures to answer it. We will create a team that will participate in the most popular and the most violent tournament that is regularly held outside of Ulthuan, and that you have named to me to be the "Black Box" league. This team will be made of players selected from the worst criminals Our nation curently bears ; they shall not "volunteer" in the militias and be sent to war with a lousy armor anymore, and instead We will encourage them to be as barbaric as they can be, for the glory of Our Crown and the amazement of the fans. We will show that high elves have nothing to learn from brutes, and that We can be as backwards as anyone else ! Oh, and We will introduce to Our Kingdom this "pop-corn" you have talked to me about with great enthousiasm. »

And thus the Black Box's Bad Boys, the only high elf team made of criminals and holding the benediction of their king, was made ! </div></blockquote>

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 4 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  13 2 1 0 2 0 9/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 4 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block
  18 1 0 0 2 3 20/ 120k
(70+50)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Dirty Player
  25 3 0 0 1 4 25/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
9
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
-ma, m 5 0 3 0 4 1 22/ 160k
(0)k
 
10
Blitzer
7 3 4 7
Block
Dodge
-av, m 3 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 120k
(0)k
 
11
Thrower
7 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Accurate, +MA, Dodge
  25 35 0 0 1 0 37/ 160k
(90+70)k
 
13
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge
  2 1 4 0 0 0 13/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
20
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
7 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Ancre Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1330k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (8/5/12) |TD Diff:-6 (30 - 36) |Cas Diff:-19 (25/15/4 - 30/21/12)
Last Opponent: Equestria Plays Rough