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Sleepwalking Elite
P [R] Human


A number of thinkers have commented on the similarities between the phenomenology of dreams and that of psychosis. Sometimes, the depths of psychosis manifests itself into physical form. Humans with long careers of Bloodbowl tend to suffer from advanced psychosis as a result of on the pitch abuse.

The Sleepwalking Elite were created from the haunted dreams of former star Bloodbowl players. They compulsively wander from stadium to stadium searching for a familiar feeling.



The lunatic is a wakeful dreamer
Immanuel Kant

A dream is a short-lasting psychosis, and a psychosis is a long-lasting dream
Arthur Schopenhauer

Let the dreamer walk about and act like one that is awake and we have the clinical picture of dementia praecox
Carl Jung



Winners of Warpstone Open VII Qualifier X
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, +AV, +AG
  34 2 10 0 30 4 112/176 220k
(90+130)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Fend, Dauntless
  37 0 10 0 19 2 78/176 190k
(90+100)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  2 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  17 1 7 1 0 1 29/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Stand Firm
  36 0 0 0 13 3 41/51 210k
(140+70)k
 
6
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Dauntless
n, m 12 0 6 0 2 2 32/51 120k
(0)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 2 8
Kick, Fend
-ag, m 49 1 0 0 1 3 18/31 90k
(0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
  3 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
  19 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Fend
  39 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
15
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
+AG, Wrestle
m 13 0 7 0 0 1 26/31 120k
(0)k
 
16
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Leader, Block
  18 16 0 0 1 2 28/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
10 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Synn Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1590k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 610k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:117 (71/19/27) |TD Diff:90 (194 - 104) |Cas Diff:129 (218/119/43 - 148/64/39)
Last Opponent: 'Mayhem Midgets'