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WHEN YOU'RE A MUTANT, YOU'RE A MUTANT FOR LIFE! The mWo started when a Skaven mine overseer and Blood Bowl fanatic, Tehd-Tehd Tuwrnurr, stumbled upon a previously undiscovered lode of warpstone in southern Tilea. He decided the only logical thing to do with this stash was to create a Blood Bowl team. Hiding this stash away from the rest of Skavendom proved difficult but, eventually, he managed with a combination of tricks, bribery, murder, intimidation and the lives of many, many slaves. So many in fact, he lovingly named this secret stash, "The Mouth of the South" for the number of lives it claimed! After a short phase of recruitment from Under-Empire minor teams and staging a 'draft' - i.e. kidnapping - from a local goblin tribe the mWo was ready for the big leagues. The mWo burst onto the scene in a flurry of violence and scoring that left the crowd stunned although, it would have been better if the violence and touchdowns had been directed against their opponents rather than the mWo themselves. Update 13/04/2512 The team's unfortunate losing streak continued until Tehd-Tehd decided to stop coaching the team personally and hired retired blitzer Kevnasher as head coach. In his first interview as coach, Kevnasher looked around and said, "So this is FUMBBL, where the big boys play, huh? Look at the verb: Play. We ain't here to play!" Update 16/04/2512 mWo enters into an exclusive sponsorship deal with Warpade. Warpade - mutates thirst! Update 22/05/2512 mWo presents our new cheer squad! Please welcome Glyss Errin and the Nytro Grrrls! Update 20/06/2512 Tehd-Tehd Tuwrnurr would like to announce the hiring of Scray Zor Hawl as new head coach replacing the recently departed Kevnasher. Fans are encouraged to come out and meet the new coach at this Sunday's club open day. Refreshments include Warpade and roast Kevnasher. Ownership will not be held responsible for any injuries incurred from 'meeting' the coach. Update 25/06/2512 mWo wishes to announce a replacement troll for the sorely missed Lizkaz the Smell! Thanks to the efforts of the Pit-Masters of Clan Moulder in securing the services of Savage Poffo. Update 05/12/2513 After a long hiatus mWo is back and ready to bring pain and ruin back to FUMBBL! Time will tell if the pain and ruin is directed at our opponents! Update 10/12/2513 After last nights' humiliating defeat, it's evident that the team needs to train more; management would like to announce the hiring of O'Kerrluhnd the Mean as defensive coordinator.
(Table thanks to Sraaaag's FUMBBL scripts.) |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Underworld Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate |
m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 110k
(0)k |
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2 |
Skaven Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Animosity, Block Guard, Mighty Blow |
  | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 21/31 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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3 |
Skaven Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Animosity, Block Mighty Blow, Frenzy |
  | 19 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 16/31 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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4 |
Skaven Thrower
|
7 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands Dodge, +ST |
  | 19 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 22/31 | 150k
(70+80)k |
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5 |
Skaven Thrower
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands Block |
  | 20 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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6 |
Skaven Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Animosity Tackle, Block |
  | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 19/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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7 |
Skaven Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Animosity Wrestle, Strip Ball |
  | 12 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 26/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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8 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty +AG |
m | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 80k
(0)k |
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9 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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10 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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11 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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13 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Two Heads |
-av | 11 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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14 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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11 players (+2 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 20 (4/2/14) | | | TD Diff: | -27 (14 - 41) | | | Cas Diff: | -58 (16/7/2 - 60/18/5) |
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Last Opponent: No Flesh and Lots of Bones |