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Roster [B] Underworld Denizens

WHEN YOU'RE A MUTANT, YOU'RE A MUTANT FOR LIFE!


The mWo started when a Skaven mine overseer and Blood Bowl fanatic, Tehd-Tehd Tuwrnurr, stumbled upon a previously undiscovered lode of warpstone in southern Tilea.
He decided the only logical thing to do with this stash was to create a Blood Bowl team.
Hiding this stash away from the rest of Skavendom proved difficult but, eventually, he managed with a combination of tricks, bribery, murder, intimidation and the lives of many, many slaves. So many in fact, he lovingly named this secret stash, "The Mouth of the South" for the number of lives it claimed!
After a short phase of recruitment from Under-Empire minor teams and staging a 'draft' - i.e. kidnapping - from a local goblin tribe the mWo was ready for the big leagues.
The mWo burst onto the scene in a flurry of violence and scoring that left the crowd stunned although, it would have been better if the violence and touchdowns had been directed against their opponents rather than the mWo themselves.

Update 13/04/2512
The team's unfortunate losing streak continued until Tehd-Tehd decided to stop coaching the team personally and hired retired blitzer Kevnasher as head coach.
In his first interview as coach, Kevnasher looked around and said, "So this is FUMBBL, where the big boys play, huh? Look at the verb: Play. We ain't here to play!"

Update 16/04/2512
mWo enters into an exclusive sponsorship deal with Warpade.
Warpade - mutates thirst!

Update 22/05/2512
mWo presents our new cheer squad! Please welcome Glyss Errin and the Nytro Grrrls!

Update 20/06/2512
Tehd-Tehd Tuwrnurr would like to announce the hiring of Scray Zor Hawl as new head coach replacing the recently departed Kevnasher. Fans are encouraged to come out and meet the new coach at this Sunday's club open day. Refreshments include Warpade and roast Kevnasher.
Ownership will not be held responsible for any injuries incurred from 'meeting' the coach.

Update 25/06/2512
mWo wishes to announce a replacement troll for the sorely missed Lizkaz the Smell! Thanks to the efforts of the Pit-Masters of Clan Moulder in securing the services of Savage Poffo.

Update 05/12/2513
After a long hiatus mWo is back and ready to bring pain and ruin back to FUMBBL! Time will tell if the pain and ruin is directed at our opponents!

Update 10/12/2513
After last nights' humiliating defeat, it's evident that the team needs to train more; management would like to announce the hiring of O'Kerrluhnd the Mean as defensive coordinator.


TopName#
Games Kirat Snickt20
Completions (13) Trothe Fastjump4
Touchdowns (14) Trothe Fastjump
Vinn the Scent
Darkbrain
Syxx
2
Interceptions (0)0
Casualties (23) Lizkaz the Smell8
Most Valuable Player (20) Cur Brokentooth
'Ravishing' Roodrood
Vinn the Scent
3
Star Player Points (201) Vinn the Scent26
Rushing (335) Trothe Fastjump85
Passing (16) Nathak the Horned10
Blocks (468) Nathak the Horned92
Fouls (43) Darkbrain7
Scoring Thrower Trothe Fastjump
Vinn the Scent
2
Blocking Thrower Nathak the Horned2
Blocking Scorer Syxx2
Triple Nathak the Horned
Trothe Fastjump
Kirat Snickt
Vinn the Scent
1
All-rounder0



(Table thanks to Sraaaag's FUMBBL scripts.)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Underworld Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(0)k
 
2
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  18 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
3
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow, Frenzy
  19 2 1 0 3 1 16/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
4
Skaven Thrower
7 4 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Dodge, +ST
  19 4 2 0 1 2 22/31 150k
(70+80)k
 
5
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block
  20 2 1 0 1 1 12/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
6
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Tackle, Block
  8 2 0 0 1 3 19/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
7
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Wrestle, Strip Ball
  12 3 2 0 1 3 26/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
m 8 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(0)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads
-av 11 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: astrosimian Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Underworld Denizens Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1310k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (4/2/14) |TD Diff:-27 (14 - 41) |Cas Diff:-58 (16/7/2 - 60/18/5)
Last Opponent: No Flesh and Lots of Bones