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10 little fingers
Retired [X2] Chaos

10 Little Fingers go way back to the old 666 Days war against The Elven hordes. Tysken, a True Champion of Chaos was sent one a secret mission into the belly of the beast: The Elfen Stronghold of Elfanfarrheldelenndelim-legolim. Tysken and his fellow ten beastmen warriors fought their way into the fortress, only to discover that the whole mission was a trap!
Early in the war, Tysken had encountered a small band of snotlings, and used them as snacks watching a soccer game between captive halflings and a drunk giant named Bert. Now the snotling community doesnt take lightly against such behaviour and pressed their King for action!
Using his diplomatic contacts Snotling ruler Git the Third managed to fool his allied leaders into sending Tysken as their champion.
After fighting their way into the inner sanctum of the elven city, the party was attacked by the elf forces...One by one, Tyskens brave beastmen was picked off by the cowardly snipers. With all hope left Tysken, now the only survivor managed to retreat into a small temple, and fled through a collapsible portal... As the attackers stretched their hands into the portal, it shut and Tysken found himself standing on an unknown grassfield with only a bunch of bloody fingers as his companions.
He then used his magic powers to conjure one beastman from each finger. Unfortunately his place of arrival was badly chosen, it was the training ground for Bloodbowl team Why Snot, who immediately challenged him to a match! Thinking this was just another game of soccer, Tysken accepted. This could have been an easy start for the chaos dudes but one of Why Snots assistant coaches was Git the Thirds nephew Bugger who cleverly installed a giant magnet into the teams pump wagon. Tysken in his black full plate armor was chased by the thing for the whole match, until It caught him and crushed/cut him to pieces, much to the glee of the other snots. Chaos won in the end, but the team had to play four games until they were eleven again, now led by Tysken's successor Tysken 2.
Today Ten Little Fingers are a great team in the true spirit of chaos, primitive and brutal. Currently only three players are left of the original eleven. Positive cas diff is expected within five to ten games.

(if anyone suggests that this true story is a ripp-off from Golgatha Christie's bestseller "Ten Little Halflings" thats just a lie!)

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Tysken 2 and his brave men finished 10th in season 1 of Destiny Bowl, but sadly it wasnt enough for playoffs. Tired of waiting for the next season, they now roam the land for more matches preparing for the next big tourny..
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Claw
  16 0 0 0 6 3 27/ 150k
(140)k
 
2
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Kick
  18 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 80k
(85)k
 
3
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
  18 2 1 0 4 3 28/ 100k
(123)k
 
4
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Block
  17 7 5 0 0 1 27/ 100k
(115)k
 
5
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Pass Block
  17 1 1 0 2 1 13/ 80k
(85)k
 
6
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Pro
  11 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 80k
(85)k
 
7
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
  12 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 150k
(119)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  18 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 80k
(85)k
 
9
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Claw, Block
  13 1 0 0 9 2 29/ 150k
(140)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 7
Horns
Pass Block, Foul Appearance
-av 17 1 2 0 3 3 28/ 110k
(95)k
 
11
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(110)k
 
13
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
  9 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 120k
(125)k
 
12 players  
Coach: hugoeng Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (8/3/7) |TD Diff:-4 (17 - 21) |Cas Diff:-5 (15/12/6 - 16/16/6)
Last Opponent: Santissimo Sacramento