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Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
Retired [R] High Elf

The Zoolander gang are back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise how would we maintain such impressive toned physiques whilst maintaining social standing at all the super duper parties. So that's why we're back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise... where was I.

Derek has been practising Magnum, and if you don't like it then you can Derelicte your balls!

Team members:
  • Derek (dumb as a schtick)
  • Hansel (so hot right now)
  • Matilda (the fat kid)
  • J.P. Prewitt (the hand)
  • Maury (tushee squeeze!)
  • Mugatu (happy, happy!)
  • Todd (makes mugatu happy)
  • Katinka (obey the dog!)
  • Olga (mega masseuse)
  • Larry (pop)
  • Luke (bro)
  • Scrappy (little bro)
  • Brint (orange...)
  • Meekus (...mocha...)
  • Rufus (...frappucino!)
  • Archie (who?)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard
  18 0 6 0 1 0 20/ 150k
(100+50)k
 
3
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Sure Hands, Accurate, Dodge
  14 17 1 0 0 5 45/ 150k
(90+60)k
 
4
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8   12 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
  8 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
  25 0 2 0 3 2 22/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  11 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge, +AG, +MA, Block, Leap
-ag, m 21 8 19 0 1 2 77/ 220k
(0)k
 
15
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Wrestle
  6 3 3 0 0 0 12/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1170k (±600) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:28 (19/6/3) |TD Diff:39 (64 - 25) |Cas Diff:-9 (43/24/11 - 53/24/10)
Last Opponent: Sibilant Snakes