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Farmer Ed's Performing Goats
Roster [R] Chaos Chosen

They're not touched by Chaos. They can't mutate. They're not half-man, half-anything. They're Farmer Ed's Remarkably Intelligent Football-Playing Goats!

Equipped with naturally goaty strength, agility, and high spirits, and with ingeniously constructed baskets that allow them to carry the ball after picking it up with their teeth, these remarkable animals are the star attraction at carnivals, county fairs, harvest festivals and circus sideshows across the Empire!

(NOTE: Farmer Ed's Remarkably Intelligent Football-Playing Goats are not allowed to enter Middenland, Talabecland or the city of Marienburg due to outstanding warrants.)

You'll lose your heart -- and possibly other organs -- to the brutally playful antics of these clever, plucky goats, who are GUARANTEED not to eat the ball mid-drive! (It hasn't happened for months, we swear!)

GROUND RULES

This team is composed of goats. They're highly trained, yes, but ultimately they're standard barnyard goats and not creatures of Chaos. Therefore, they will not generally take mutations.

There may be occasional exceptions, but these will be explainable by details of the characters -- Crazy Henrik might take Foul Appearance or Disturbing Presence, for example, symbolizing not a gift of Nurgle but just the fact that he's a scary-looking animal. Two Goats in a Coat might take Two Heads. Nobody will take Claw, or Tentacles, or anything like that. They're goats. Goats don't have tentacles.

Injured players will recuperate and return to the roster as rookies. Dead players will generally stay dead -- except Griff Goaterwald, whose magnificent constitution allows him to recuperate from even the most seemingly mortal injuries, and Farmer Ed, who lost a leg and had to retire but remains the team's head coach and trainer.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Griff Goaterwald
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
2
Farmer's Boy Stefan
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Wrestle, Guard
   35 1 1 0 4 3 27/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
3
Farm Boy Johan
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Guard
   8 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
4
Doc
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 7
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut
 -av 44 2 3 0 22 1 60/76 140k
(60+80)k
  
6
Toby
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
   16 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
7
Burgzok
Beastman Runner
5 3 3 8
Horns
 -ma 7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Two Goats in a Coat
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard, Kick, Dodge
   55 2 2 0 3 9 59/76 150k
(60+90)k
  
9
Crazy Henrik
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, Tackle, Frenzy
   55 0 8 0 22 7 103/176 170k
(60+110)k
  
10
Boris
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   29 1 5 0 3 2 32/51 120k
(60+60)k
  
11
Froggy
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   10 0 1 1 0 0 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Cappy
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   49 3 2 0 6 2 31/51 120k
(60+60)k
  
13
Dannygoat
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Leap
   21 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(60+30)k
  
16
THE DREADGOAT
Minotaur
5 5 1 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
 -ag 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 150k
(150+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: ahalfling Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1870k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:58 (27/9/22) |TD Diff:15 (88 - 73) |Cas Diff:-35 (71/36/16 - 83/55/20)
Last Opponent: Washington Heights Ballers