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Team Founding:
2515

Fight song:
Black Sabbath - Don't Start (Too Late)

Team Motto:
Hate and Despise (of self)

Abhorrent
From the fortress of Kazak Dum (and dumber) come a squad of squat, irritating, -2db'ing, 1d powing, slow, disgusting dorfs. Inspired by their hatred of all things fun, mutated or simply not dorf, they take to the fields in order to ruin everyone else's day as well as their own. Ever plodding onwards.



"Did you know?" - Devin Fletterfoot, the dorf star runner, was once named team MVP three games consecutively!

The long road behind...

Team has been through several up and down periods as players came, got maimed, and left, and others died on the field. Famous teams played so far include the almighty Burn Notice, at a time of rebuilding for the rats, allowing for victory in spite of many errors throughout the game.

Against the human hordes of the Cathay Cobras the underdog dorfs fought to a plucky draw, despite some underhand tactics from their opponents. Such tactics had already been seen, but with less effect, as Abhorrent upset the legendary Sons of Brutus during the team's first meeting.

Abhorred, despised and marked for ruin:
Brock the Jock, UW Troll, maimed and scarred several dorfs on the rampage. Never forgotten.

Back to the mines:
Budmoug Bellshead, Blitzer. Battered by a troll.
Doramrig Grudgestone, Blocker. Jumped on by a rat.
Kravurim Bottlemail, Runner. Hobbled by a Human.
Katgrut Cragsword Hit by a rock. Struck by the hands of nuffle!
Not singing any more:
Richard Hideousbone WElf Lineman. Never trust an elf.
Boomer Eziasson, Dwarf Bombardier. A sad ending to a true hero's tale, Boomer found out what it is to stand against Abhorrent. And died.


Adapted from NSL template by Balle2000.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Fend, Dodge
  58 0 1 0 21 9 90/ 190k
(80+110)k
 
2
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
3
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Leader, Block, +MA, Dodge, Kick-Off Return
  36 9 30 0 0 7 134/ 200k
(80+120)k
 
4
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dodge
  11 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 100k
(70+30)k
 
5
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  22 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
  39 0 0 0 13 3 41/ 130k
(70+60)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
-ag 31 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
13
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
  24 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
12 players  
Coach: ArrestedDevelopment Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:58 (18/18/22) |TD Diff:1 (56 - 55) |Cas Diff:73 (84/43/25 - 45/26/8)
Last Opponent: Ruette Asylum