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The Righteous Impunity are an ancient breed, with their fabled introduction to the ranked major league dating all the way back to 2504. Also emerging at the time was a completely unknown coach making his very first appearance in the professional world of blood bowl. It's with this team that paradocks is said to have paid his dues to the sport. Originally owned by the Deep Krimson Foundation before control was snatched up in a dubious takeover move by their current holders the Obsidiom Corporation towards the end of 2504.

The team was initially very popular when they sprung onto the scene, becoming known for an unpredictable and reckless style of play that fans loved. While finding matches for the team was no problem due to their often less than stellar performance, this made for prosperous beginnings. Eventually the gimmick wore off and a lot of fans lost interest in the Impunity brand of blood bowl, also it was getting a lot harder to find games with their on-field performance drastically improving.

What followed was an 8 year hiatus as the team drifted around the globe looking for action as deal after deal fell through. Despite an unimpressive record, they carry with them such a fearsome reputation that many squads breakdown in sheer panic and devastation at the very thought of facing such lunatics on the grass. Having never conceded a match in their club's history - the impugned ones are far from a pushover by anyone's standards!

In 2514 a grand fixture was set to take place for the 1st round of the Warpstone Open IX qualifier between the Righteous Impunity and one of the oldest dwarven teams of all-time the KAMU Techies. For the dwarves weak-ish roster at the time however, the current RI squad was deemed too strong to play against and preparations were made to prevent the match from happening. While the Impunity's hopes in the tournament were more or less destroyed by missing the match, with paradocks himself narrowly avoiding serious legal action to have him barred from competing once more. Strangely the other coach seemed to be supported by league officials in what was occuring - what can i say? that's the scandalously corrupt world of pro blood bowl folks.

[Head Coach] Gruff 'Supertouch' Gnasir
[Assistant Coaches] Gnosto Gnasir, Zoltan Veridian

[Cheerleading Squad] Righteous Impurity
[Home Field]
[Fan Club] Righteous Improprietors
[Mascot]

[Team Uniform]
Primary Colours: Crimson with navy blue
Trim: Black and cream

[New Recruits]
Arberus Thnaks (BC)
Truana Pazi (HG)

[Theme Music]
Cybotron - "Colossus (Short Mix)"


The team would like to thank their art designer Kalminael, loyal sponsor Crater-Ade, and of course his tyrannical majesty the Grand Mephisto; without whom nothing would be possible.


=Team=
Biggest TR/TV: 2310k - 67th match vs. Breaded Beards [GLT XIII] (2517)
Biggest Opponent: 2390k - 70th match vs. Slim Chance Brigade (2517)
Biggest Gate: 71,000 spectators - 53rd match vs. Gli amici di Semev (2504)
Biggest Winnings: 80,000 gold (65th match - 2516)
Highest Fan Factor: 9 (after 66th match - 2516)
Most Funds in Treasury: 190,000 gold (after 64th match - 2516)
Best Victory: 4-1 - 27th match vs. Skund Partisans (2504)
Worst Defeat: 0-5 - 4th match vs. Blades of Fury (2504)

=Player=
Longest Attendance Streak: 63 games - Vladiztblek from 2504-2514


2514: Warpstone Open IX Qualifier IV (TD: PurpleChest) - Lost in the 2nd round
2517: GLT XIII: Fastest To Apply Qualifier 2 (TD: BattleLore) - Out in the 1st round



-== HONOURING OUR DECEASED HEROES ==-

Gnork Gnasir - The only Gnasir brother to ever die on the pitch.
Ergo Fury Protonomous - The team's most prolific centaur of all time.
Khazzisid & Xork - Loyal long serving original founding members of the team.


© 2504 - 2517 Obsidiom Corp. Righteous Impunity® is a registered trademark of Obsidiom Corp. All rights reserved.
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  32 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Guard, Juggernaut, Dauntless
  68 0 0 0 27 8 94/176 170k
(70+100)k
 
3
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Block, Guard, Stand Firm
n 27 0 0 0 9 4 38/51 220k
(150+70)k
 
4
Bull Centaur Blitzer
7 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, +MA, Frenzy, Break Tackle
  36 1 7 0 11 2 54/76 220k
(130+90)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  31 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
6
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge, Shadowing, Fend
  67 0 10 0 3 4 56/76 130k
(40+90)k
 
7
Hobgoblin
5 3 3 7
Block, Strip Ball
-ma 67 3 4 0 5 1 30/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
5 3 4 6
+AG, Sure Hands, Block, Tackle, Pass Block
-av, -ma, m 69 20 20 0 6 5 117/176 160k
(0)k
 
9
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
-av 34 0 0 0 5 4 30/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  24 0 0 1 2 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
11
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
  19 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Pass Block, Kick-Off Return
  58 9 10 2 3 7 84/176 160k
(40+120)k
 
13
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Dodge, Break Tackle
  16 0 3 0 4 4 37/51 200k
(130+70)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: paradocks Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 2180k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:70 (15/18/37) |TD Diff:-53 (65 - 118) |Cas Diff:43 (80/53/21 - 52/41/18)
Last Opponent: Slim Chance Brigade