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HANGING OUT WITH THE HUNG ( A SOCIAL GUIDE)
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Rather than spouting the usual platitudes, we give you a social guide to the Hung. This may be of genuine practical value, should you find yourself invited to one of their frequent parties.

The Tong are rather taciturn, speak Hung with an atrocious accent, and have been known to snap the hand off grown men. Engaging them in small talk is not advised. Invitations to arm wrestle should be politely declined.

The Marauders will drone on endlessly about the size of their Tackle, so are best avoided. Be prepared with some ingenious excuse, should you find yourself trapped in the kitchen with one.

The Linemen are deemed socially inferior, even by themselves, so any social niceties directed at them will immediately mark you as the same (and could endanger your life). Scorn, derision and hauteur are the order of the day.

The Darksouls are the life and soul of the party (a fact little known outside Hung polite society). Mister Chuckles is renowned for his musical turns at the team's regular Tuesday evening soirees. His parodic version of the team song is rather special (Smiley will be happy to translate). Surprising as it may seem, for those seeking a friend among the Hung, Darksouls are the way to go. They are almost human, after all.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Slip of the Tong
Tong
5 4 2 8
Animosity, Foul Appearance, Frenzy
Block
   15 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
2
Cat got his Tong ii
Tong
5 4 2 8
Animosity, Foul Appearance, Frenzy
Block
 m 5 0 1 1 0 1 10/16 120k
(0)k
  
3
Smiley
Darksoul
6 3 3 8
Grab, Wrestle
Horns
   14 0 2 0 3 0 12/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
4
Mister Chuckles ii
Darksoul
6 3 3 8
Grab, Wrestle
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Well Hung
Hung Marauder
5 3 4 8
Foul Appearance, Tackle
Block, Mighty Blow, +AG
   16 3 1 0 11 1 33/51 150k
(70+80)k
  
6
Very Well Hung
Hung Marauder
5 3 3 8
Foul Appearance, Tackle
Block
   15 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Hung like a Horse
Hung Marauder
5 3 4 8
Foul Appearance, Tackle
+AG, Sure Hands, Block
   16 5 2 0 6 3 38/51 150k
(70+80)k
  
8
Hung out to Dry
Hung Marauder
5 3 3 8
Foul Appearance, Tackle
Block
   11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Zit
Linemen
5 3 3 8
Dirty Player
   16 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Squit
Linemen
5 3 3 8
Block
   14 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Pimple
Linemen
5 3 3 8   16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Dimple
Linemen
5 3 4 8
Block, +AG
   16 2 2 0 2 1 17/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
13
Blackhead
Linemen
5 3 3 8
Guard
   16 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
14
Whitehead
Linemen
5 3 4 8
+AG
   13 2 2 0 0 1 13/16 80k
(40+40)k
  
15
Sneak
Linemen
5 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Peek
Linemen
5 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Hung Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 300k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (9/2/5) |TD Diff:8 (21 - 13) |Cas Diff:11 (25/10/5 - 20/7/2)
Last Opponent: Half-cut