Lashiek is called the "Corsair City" though more due to the prowess of their pirates than the level corruption of among the general populace. It is said that a Lashiek thief can steal the eyes out of your sockets and you will not notice it until next week. That being said, the laws of the city are harsher here than in any other city and nowhere in the known world is the watch more diligent and incorruptible. Only the best of thieves survive in this city. Lashiek is the major port of trade between the Old World and Araby. Here the goods move on the Arabyans terms.

Casualty Types	Players
Killed
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury
Miss Next Game

Current Team Prestige: 0
Spring Season 1: 4th Overall - 3/2/2

Summer Season 1: 2nd place Group G - 2/0/1 , Top Tier Cup Quarter-finalists

Autumn Season 1: Division 1, 7th

Spring Season 1 (Southlands):Top Scorer - Benjamin "Bobby" Brando
Autumn Season 1 (Divison 1):Top Completions - Nelson "Bosun" Bobbitt
Autumn Season 1 (Divison 1):Top Completions - Ramash Chaudri
Autumn Season 1 (Divison 1):Top Passing Distance - Benjamin "Bobby" Brando
Benjamin "Bobby" Brando - Drafted after 1 year

PR = 13 (Popular) | CR =6 (Prospect)
Coach: Jadaph - The current head coach of the Lashiek Parrots is Captain Jadaph, who upon discovering that the university is required by law to provide a retainer for his basic needs and lodgings, requested the remainder of his paycheck entirely in their finest rum.

Coach Jadaph has become known for his unorthodox but rigorous tryout method, requiring any recruits to engage in trial by combat, though only occasionally to the death, in order to join the team. While the coach claims this is to ensure all players are adequately motivated, it remains to be seen if this method yields a finer crop of players.

Assistant Coach: "Koach" Kliff Krumpwell - While his coaching talents and claims of being a former Blood Bowl star are suspect, Kliff the grey and grizzled goblin has been a part of the head coach's staff as long as he can remember. For the Parrots, Kliff servers as kit man, groundskeeper, personal coaching assistant and quartermaster, as well as keeping track of all goings on throughout the college circuit.

Cheer team: The Lashiek Parettes - After the college came to a highly lucrative "understanding" with the Bloodweiser corporation involving several cargo ships believed missing, the beer brand has made donations of both their famous brew and a custom made mascot outfit and set of cheerleading costumes.

The Parettes are the finest cheer squad money can buy, if that money happened to be a small amount of extra college credit. The team are also often jojned by the club mascot, Patchy the Parrot.