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Chicаgo Beards
Retired [L] Dwarf

Da Beards


“Effort without talent is a depressing situation... but talent without effort is a tragedy.”
-- Da Coach - Chief Headkicker

You know who we are. You know what we are...

Stop us then.

We are gonna grind you into dust because grinding is our business and business is good. No misdirection, no stunts, just pain. Endless, unrelenting pain.


Legends!


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Legendary Matches!:
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Jackie's Day Out!
Dicetrain Has No Brakes!
Game 4
Game 5

Team Info
Team Stats

Last Ten Games:
Wins:
Draws:
Losses:
CAS For:
CAS Against:
Future Stars

Beardy menz
Team Goals
(Under review)

Get a player on the league Dorf top list
Have an overall winning record against Green Bay
Win the Super Bowl
Ironbreaker Field - Capacity - 100,024

Rival Results

TBA
Season Reports

TBA
Top Players

*Shraaaag script end of season*
Award Winners

Rather self-explanatory
Leading Dorf Stars
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Goodman Ebi [DET]
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Fend
 m 6 0 0 0 2 0 98/ 180k
(0)k
  
2
LB#51 [IND]
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   6 0 0 0 0 2 53/ 160k
(70+90)k
  
3
Dasher Geaux [CIN]
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   6 0 0 0 0 0 19/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
4
Hampton
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Perry
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Harris
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Butkus
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   6 0 0 0 2 2 20/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
8
Singletary
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   6 0 0 0 1 1 13/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
9
Seth B [BALL]
Runner
6 5 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Tackle, Side Step, +ST, +ST
   6 0 1 0 1 0 113/ 250k
(80+170)k
  
10
Payton
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
   5 3 0 0 0 0 9/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
11
Peppers
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Urlacher
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   6 0 0 0 0 1 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
14
Hilgenberg
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   6 0 0 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
15
Brown
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: DrPoods Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1630k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 280k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1810k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (0/2/4) |TD Diff:-8 (1 - 9) |Cas Diff:-6 (8/3/0 - 9/6/2)
Last Opponent: Las Vegas Sinners