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[DBL] South Park Slayers
P [L] Halfling

Team captained by Chef.

Here are some wise words of bloodbowl advice from him:

"You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover.
Gently, yet firmly.
You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time.
Oh, yes.
Just like making sweet love to the football.
Be naughty with the football.
Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it.
Oh, uh, sorry, children."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Terence
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Break Tackle
   12 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
2
Philip
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Block, Pro
   13 0 0 0 12 3 39/51 200k
(120+80)k
  
3
Cartman Turbo Mega Extreme
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet
   2 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
4
Chef
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Don't Surf People Panda
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Leader
   13 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
6
Stan
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Kyle
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Kenny
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Butters
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Mr Garrison
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
OMG I Killed Luke
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Timmeh!!!
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Kyles Mom
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
14
Memba Berry
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Towelie
Halfling Hopeful
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -st 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gritter Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1010k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1040k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:13 (4/4/5) |TD Diff:-4 (9 - 13) |Cas Diff:-9 (16/6/3 - 25/9/0)
Last Opponent: [DBL] The Iron Maidens