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The Noggins are an unruly bunch who doesn't say no to challengers. Its coach however can decline challenges depending on some situations. 1. If a game within the challenge would be illegal. 2. If another offer was made by another player that was better. 3. If the team didn't want to play in the first place 4. For exceptional circumstances when the coach just says *** it, I can't take anymore elves.

Dwarves are known for their grudges. So I assume this team will hopefully rack up a few. A grudge will first and foremost be against a team, if a grudge cannot be redeemed against said team, the grudge moves onto teams of the same race by the same coach. Next up is teams by the same coach and last, but not least is teams of the same race.

Let's hope it turns out nice and well, because although Dwarves never forget, it isn't strictly true, dwarves can forget if there was a lot of alcohol involved in combination with someone using an eraser in the Notebook of Grudges (tm).

Grudges:
AgainstReasonStatus
Vello Dine of Maraudiophiles , an Ogre on a Human teamFor killing Glittereye.Team retired
Grumsh Blackeye of Bone Shakers, an Orc Blitzer.For killing Karl FootfastActive
Lasse Rimmer of Mandrillen Forever, a Khemrian MummyFor hurting Glimmereye, Skorpann and killing a player saved by an apoth.Player retired after a niggle
Khemri team Eleven Dirty PlayersFor this.Team retired
Sabrina Teininoita II of Happy Bondage Fairy Factory, a Witch ElfFor killing Wlad Müre and niggling Subpar Shunn.Team Retired
Baba Ruthless of Heartbreakahz, a Black Orc BlockerFor killing Subpar Shunn.Player retired after a niggle
Meter Maid of Darc Lords, a BeastmanFor killing Leif Hurdirsson.Active
Chaos team Darc LordsFor this game.Active
Melekh the Changer of BBChaos, a Chaos WarriorFor killing Jivn Rure.Team Retired
Afrodisiaco of BlitzKrieg Pop, a Nurgle's RotterFor killing Wore Wael.Team retired
Nubkheperre Inyotef II of Emperor's Fist, a Khemri MummyFor killing Io.Killed
Hans of Darkmoon Puppies, a WerewolfFor killing Softur Slowhand.Retired after a niggle
Kostaja of Gang of Eleven, a BeastmanFor killing Calmeye.Player retired after a niggle
Roikale of Gang of Eleven, a BeastmanFor killing Hildur Leifsson.Active
Team Gang of ElevenFor this game.Active
Felerian of - Walk the Line -, a Wood Elf WardancerFor killing Raedd Vete.Semi-Active, retired after a niggle
Blackrad of LoA Zombie Enrollers, a ZombieFor killing Jonathan Lione.Active
Dwight Eisenhower of Whitehouse Winners, a BeastmanFor killing Hardur Fiste.Killed
Milwaukee's Beast of DrOcken, an Orc LinemanFor killing Raedd Vete.Player retired after niggle
Laa-Laa the Soulrapist of TerrorTubbies, a Khemrian MummyFor killing Honest Joe.Active
Judge Fire of Dark Judges, a WightFor killing Hwuru Dan.Redeemed and killed
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall of Perfect Orc Recipe, an Orc BlitzerFor killing (techincally giving him to the crowd) Ravnur Handless.Retired after a niggle
Kevin Woodford of Perfect Orc Recipe, a Black OrcFor killing Wildeye.Killed
Brian Turner of Perfect Orc Recipe, a Black OrcFor killing Rufus Hildursson.Player retired after niggle
Orc team Perfect Orc RecipeFor this gameTeam retired
Wart Snake of Skulls and Snakes, a Khemri BlitzerFor killing Lessig Ravhand.Killed
Two Skulls of Skulls and Snakes, a Khemri MummyFor killing Jonathan Lionehart.Active
Vometia of Discworld Deities, a TrollFor killing Oreit Hvisur.Active
Grishnákh of Orcneas, a LineorcFor killing Viser Helm.Active
Kharzakh of Chubby Gits and Green Guys, a Chaos Dwarf BlockerFor killing Harald Gulnos.Team retired
shaman42 of Uusiverikulho, a Nurgle RotterFor killing Loki Müre.Killed


Dwarf vs. Dwarf disputes rather than grudges:
AgainstReasonStatus
Double=Dodge! a Runner from Everyobdy Loves Dorfs.For killing Stefan Leiijon.Team retired


Heroes:
PlayerPositionGPCpTDItCASMVPSppPassRushBlockFoulReason
Hjalmar RednosLongbeard8200029478094072The last of the original line-up. Always played on the LOS, taking and receiving many hits. Finally retired due to old age.
Honest JoeLongbeard6801115560063700A professional fighter of the best caliber. Stood up for the team and got hit for the team at all times. Finally killed in a game versus some Khemri.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG, Strip Ball, Grab
  51 5 6 0 22 2 77/176 200k
(80+120)k
 
2
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Fend
m 24 8 6 0 0 0 26/31 120k
(0)k
 
4
Runner
5 3 4 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Safe Throw, Accurate, Pro, +AG
-ma 53 21 11 1 6 5 93/176 200k
(80+120)k
 
5
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
-ma 49 0 1 0 7 3 32/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 3 7
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+AG, Guard, Sure Hands, Kick
-av, -av 97 5 1 0 7 8 62/76 170k
(70+100)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Side Step
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
10
Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+MA
  17 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  10 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm
  19 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
14
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
+MA, Strip Ball, Guard, Grab
  45 3 9 1 2 3 51/76 170k
(80+90)k
 
15
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
16
Troll Slayer
5 3 1 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
-ag 37 0 1 0 5 1 18/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Shinan Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 155k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2010k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:156 (54/39/63) |TD Diff:-32 (136 - 168) |Cas Diff:-66 (162/117/50 - 193/135/67)
Last Opponent: Clandestinos de Orcbruck