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<b><big>This team will only play against dwarfs.</big></b>

This team was created in memory of the legendary Copenhagen Trippers.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=437921">Our Heroes!</a>

I wanted to see if I could pull it off or not and still have a team, I'll keep it going as long as I can and still find it interesting.

I've not figured out how to win yet but at least I can keep the team alive, its a good start.

Currently I've not hired deeproot at all, I need a good chunk of spare (non-chef) cash to make sure I can make replacements if things go bad.

A coach actually turned down this team claiming that his java had broken and that he needed 30mins to fix it. About a minute later BillBrasky's halfling team was playing against the dwarfs. Clearly we are more feared than them.

<b>Hall of dismal Shame:</b>
All these teams have refused my game offers
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=389035 ">monaco</a> -2/25 in his favour
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=407113">Sr_Bombalarga</a> -2/25 in his favour
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=412409">Kilfar</a> -6/26 in his favour

So far I have turned a single Dwarf challenger down.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=406691">Joshshott</a>
I did this because I am interested in playing against dwarf teams that are long term propositions, not single game foulfests where they only care about my teams destruction. The playstyle is drasticly different and damages any hopes I may have of this team surviving. I am also very cautious to play against low FF dwarfs. I do want this team to survive, its a quest to play against dwarfs not to get my team raped with no hope of survival.

Games we actually won!

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2017771">3-0, retired team</a> A solid win but not proud of it because I was helping out a new player. I take comfort in the fact that I did actually help them lots and they can always make a new team.

Hall of respected Dwarfs!

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=411307">Emphasy</a> wanted his team retired and the dice obliged with style and full cas boxes.

SillySod wears his halfling coaching hat while teaching a certain n00b how to employ the underused "surround them and beat them to death" tactic against dwarfs:

<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/863/mrmanvschewieqf5.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></a><br/>

(btw, this <b>proves</b> my manliness)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Halfling
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
  16 2 0 0 1 2 14/16 80k
(55)k
 
2
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
 
3
Ted
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Dirty Player
  16 1 0 0 0 3 16/31 80k
(90)k
 
4
Bob
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
 
5
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
m 8 0 3 0 0 1 14/16 50k
(0)k
 
6
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
 
7
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(13)k
 
8
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  15 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 50k
(25)k
 
9
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
 
11
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  15 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 50k
(25)k
 
12
Tim
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  6 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 50k
(25)k
 
13
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
  6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 60k
(55)k
 
14
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(13)k
 
15
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
  17 0 0 0 8 2 26/31 150k
(141)k
 
16
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
-ag, n 11 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 150k
(117)k
 
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: SillySod Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (3/2/12) |TD Diff:-8 (17 - 25) |Cas Diff:-9 (24/16/11 - 31/16/13)
Last Opponent: Sumo Hammer and Shield