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Dirty Stinking Dorfs
P [R] Dwarf

"My, those are some cherry looking boots you have there."

Dwarves have always been a bit, how shall we say, boring? Not these bad boys.

First normal skill rolls to be Dirty Player, except on the slayers, who shall receive DP second. Stat increases will be gladly taken, save for +AG on the Longbeards, which will probably be used for something more destructive.

Before playing, be sure to browse through the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=454755">yearbook </a> to meet the lads.

My Blockosophy:

I will block you excesively, continously and if possible every damn turn.
I will hope every single one of these blocks produces a kill.
I will be glad if your regen/ apothocary work because it means i can have another go.
I will block your skillless rookie zombie if he is the only guy i can get to for no other reason than i love to block.
I will block your favorite legend even when your apothocary is gone, even on t16 just because i like to kill nice players.
I will cry like a little girl with a grazed knee when LRB5 nerfs blocking.

However:

I will respect your right to say no to me.
I will respect your right to play how you want to play.
I will cheer just as much (if not more) if you kill my best players.
I will annoy you by chatting too much to you sometimes.
I will accept most offers if it looks like a fun game.
I will always try to make sure people are aware of my policy before i play them. i really would rather only play people who know what they are getting into.


Oh and 1 more thing... blocking does not make me big tough or clever. it just makes me very very happy

Oh, and these guys might foul a little bit too...



I seem to have found a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=468994">nemesis</a>!

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team_op&op=Fire%20Assistant%20Coach&team_id=454755&confirm=1">Fire Coach</a>

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  8 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Guard
n 23 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
3
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Guard, Mighty Blow
  24 1 3 0 3 5 41/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
5
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  5 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
6
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Block, Kick
  25 2 9 0 0 1 34/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
7
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
  2 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Guard
  19 0 1 0 3 4 29/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Guard
  19 2 0 0 2 2 16/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
-av 24 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
11
Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST
  24 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 120k
(70+50)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Side Step
  17 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
13
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  25 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
15
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  16 0 0 1 2 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
14 players  
Coach: tzilacatzin Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1960k (±920) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (14/5/7) |TD Diff:11 (31 - 20) |Cas Diff:16 (35/29/17 - 35/24/6)
Last Opponent: Dirty Stinking Evil Dorfs