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Varangian Varyaarghs!
Roster [X] Norse

<h1> PaulHicks made me do it!!</h1><b> This team is created to be a stress relief team. Expect heavy fouling. They are Vikings, you know? What do you expect them to do? Smite you with flowers and cuddly bunnies?

Varangian Varyaarghs! is an homage team for one of the most lovable (and maybe the most hateable) characters on FUMBBL: PaulHicks

This chubby barrel of laughs has entertained the FUMBBL community for years, and deserves our recognition.
Even if you hate his style of play (he is known to foul sometimes), he never fails to show great sportmanship, and enjoys all casualties equally.There's even a PaulHicks fangroup, following him around while he tours the FUMBBL circuit with his teams.
I guess it's his milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.

Surely, there's no coach on this site that is more fun to play against. If there was a competition for FUMBBL Entertainer of the Year
or FUMBBL Idol 2008, this clownish hillbilly with distinct inability to worry about anything, would definetly get my vote.
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The team also pays respect to the great Finnish folk metal band, Turisas.
Hopefully they will send me a t-shirt for this shameless advertising. If not, screw them.

I am not going to link their music video on this bio because frankly, I hate to click a team url just to find out it takes 5 minutes to load some crappy video. If you are interested to hear their music, you can check their videos on youtube. Awesome stuff, I swear.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=490593>Yearbook</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Afvaldr
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Mighty Blow
   16 1 1 0 3 3 25/31 130k
(150)k
  
2
Hvatgeirr
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Dodge, Mighty Blow
   16 0 2 0 6 1 23/31 140k
(153)k
  
3
Yngvarr
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
   16 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 110k
(130)k
  
4
JarpulfR
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Mighty Blow
   15 0 2 0 4 1 19/31 130k
(150)k
  
6
Ketilfastr
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
   16 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(105)k
  
7
Paulus Hikks
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   9 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50)k
  
8
Ragnvaldr
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
 n 15 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(42)k
  
9
Ringulfr
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
   16 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(105)k
  
10
Vé-Finnr
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player, Kick
 m 16 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 90k
(0)k
  
12
Valmir
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Side Step
   12 0 5 0 1 0 17/31 110k
(138)k
  
13
KilfiR
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(105)k
  
14
Urrmas
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge
   6 2 4 0 0 0 14/16 90k
(120)k
  
16
Yggdrasil
Minotaur
4 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Guard, Break Tackle
 -ma 11 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 150k
(155)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: SneakyFox Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (6/6/4) |TD Diff:4 (20 - 16) |Cas Diff:8 (25/15/10 - 23/14/5)
Last Opponent: Quendi