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Thorgrim's Blackbeards
P [B] Dwarf

TEAM HISTORY

Game 1: Win against Dark Elves. Absolutely smashed the elves to pieces, causing 2 RIP, 2 MNG, 1 Niggle and 1 BH. Succeeded in a passing + handoff play and then two GFI on last turn, scoring the winning touchdown. Great game for the Blackbeards! FF +1.

Game 2: Win against Chaos. Had some luck and managed to score two touchdowns. Caused a -AG serious injury on a beastman. All in all, the lads performed well. Got three skills after the game and enough money to buy a new Longbeard. FF +1.

Game 3: Win against Chaos Dwarfs. Had a terrible start when one of the Longbeards was killed on the first turn (by a normal block) and then my incompetent fool of an Apothecary failed! Luckily the boys came back strongly and managed to win. FF +1. Both Blitzers pick up the Dodge skill.

Game 4: Win against Chaos. Hard game but in second half I dominated. FF stays same. The Trollslayer gets +MA and I buy another Longbeard after the game.

Game 5: Draw against Skaven. Good game. Killed two rookie linerats. Failed to stop a ST 3 Gutter Runner from scoring but managed to knock out a whole bunch of rats and then I was lucky enough to score with a Longbeard. FF stays the same. Bought me yet another Longbeard after the game.

Game 6: Draw against Dwarfs. He started by knocking out one of my players but I came back, killed his best player (no fouling) and badly hurt another. Second half I dominated and scored with a Longbeard. FF +1.

Game 7: Win against Chaos. Very, very close game - he failed to tie the game on a last turn GFI to score. No skills after game and FF stays same, but good money - 80 000. I hire the Deathroller, could be fun to try it out!

Game 8: Loss against Undead. What a frustrating game! The deathroller is knocked over on first turn by a mummy rolling both down and is "badly hurt"! - that's those 80 000 blown to heaven. What a failure. Then I roll miserably for the whole half, can't do much while my opponent plays well, steals the ball and scores. Second half I kick off, he gets a touchback and scores again. At least my Slayer kills one of his mummies (no regen!). I am close to scoring at the end of the half but my runner misses the pass. And of course, the MVP goes to that damn Deathroller. Doh! FF stays the same. I buy one more Longbeard after the game.

Game 9: Draw against Skaven. Starts badly, the fans throw a rock and one of the Longbeards is seriously injured - broken ribs! I fight back but can't do much to stop the rats from scoring (except from pounding them into the turf). Second half I keep up the pressure, hurting more and more rats but somehow they manage to steal the ball and almost score again. A heroic blitz by my runner gets the ball back though. He finishes off with a pass to team captain Thorgrim who scores! FF stays the same.

Game 10: Wow! Win against a dangerous Chaos team with 3 Claw guys and a dp. Great game that started with my opponent badly hurting a longbeard. My boys put up a rock hard performance though, and I steal the ball from the Chaos boys and score at the end of the half. Next half I continue to maul the evil guys, killing his dirty player and seriously injuring two beastmen as well as knocking out his troll and his chaos warriors. I even manage to score the 2-0 with a Longbeard. FF +1. Slayer and a Longbeard skill up and I buy another reroll after the game.

Game 11: Ouch, embarrassing 0-4 loss against Wood Elves. At least I hurt a couple of guys and my Runner and a Longbeard skilled up. Was very very close to scoring 1-1 in first half but rolled double ones for that last GFI. FF stays the same.

Game 12: Loss against Orcs. Tough match, I thought I would be able to score in first half but the greenskins stopped my boys. FF stays the same. The team gets a new RR after the game.

Game 13: Draw against Humans. Good game. My Slayer niggled a Block/Guard Ogre, not quite a kill but good enough. :) No skills after the game but FF +1, woohoo.

Game 14: Another loss against those damned greenskins! I haven't figured out how to beat teams with 7 Strength 4 players and 3 Dirty Players yet... a lame foul in 15th turn caused a Longbeard to miss next game. No skills and FF -1, boooo. I buy a new Runner after the game. The Slayer is hogging all those precious MVPs, he's really popular that one. I hope that when he dies, he goes out in style, not kicked to death by some lowly Orc lino with DP.

Game 15: Draw against Vampires in a very fun and nail-biting game. Again I faced three DPs, luckily they only managed to knock out a Longbeard and BH the slayer. Balin Steelfist pulled of an impressive picking up the ball/dodge/dodge/gfi/gfi touchdown in the turn 15, thanks to Nuffle for that one (think I rolled 5,6,6,6 or something). One Longbeard got a skill after the game and my FF increased again, nice!

Game 16: What a terrible, terrible game! Loss against another Dwarf team that was much stronger (Guard on almost every Longbeard and two Runners with DP). My trusty Runner was fouled to death early on and of course the ****ing apo failed. I couldn't do much, just stand there and take the beating. In 2nd half team captain Thorgrim was killed too and another player got a mng. Not surprisingly the MVP went to the dead Thorgrim. Doh! Truly boring and bad game for me... at least I got +1 on my FF. Time to buy a new Blitzer...

Game 17: Win against Rotters. First game versus Nurgle's team here on Blackbox. Fun game that started horribly when the fans invaded the pitch and left only 3 or 4 dwarfs standing, the rest were stunned on the pitch! Then a Rotter with Claw and RSC blitzes my Slayer but only knocks him down. One of my longbeards strike back and KILLS! the nasty Rotter but sadly his regen worked. I manage to steal the ball from the Beastmen and score. 2nd half I get rid of the Beast and that ugly Rotter and then I can dominate the field without to much trouble. FF +1.

Game 18: Draw against Wood Elves in a spectacular match. My opponent is heavily outnumbered from the start. He gets a blitz! but his lightningfast catcher falls on GFI so I can pick up the ball and a huge fight erupts around the LOS. His treeman gets knocked down like 10 times but always manages to stand up again, curse that tree. His catcher tries to dodge out but fails, falls and is KILLED!... and the Apo FAILS! Then my Slayer rolls double skulls vs the tree, is KILLED! and the Apo FAILS!... In 2nd half the elves score quickly but their numbers are thinning constantly and soon only the tree is left. I score and have a chance at scoring again but my Runner has put butter on his gloves so I only manage a draw. No change in FF but enough money to buy a new Slayer. And three guys skill up, not bad.

Game 19: Win against Humans (same team I faced in game 13). Good game for the lads. Crowd-surf galore in 1st half! First I had one guy surfed (knocked out) but then the mighty dwarfs struck back and surfed 5-6 humans, I think all of them were knocked out as well. After that I had no problems scoring. In 2nd half I managed to steal the ball and scored again. FF +1 and a new skill on a Longbeard, nice.

Game 20: Win against Chaos Dwarfs. Good game, he fouled but didn't cause more than a stun and then Dvalin Bronzehelm badly hurt a CD Blocker. I killed a hobgob who was apo:ed, then killed a bull centaur and a CD as well as seriously injuring the other Bull. Harsh game for the evil short bearded men. FF +1 and good money. I buy a new Runner.

Game 21: Draw against Chaos. Good game, though it started badly with Thorgrim getting fouled to death. Thankfully the apo did his job this time. Chaos was very very close to scoring but I knocked out some beasts and snatched the ball, managing to score with Balin Steelfist. 2nd half I continued to fill the Chaos KO box, badly hurt a couple of players and also niggled a DP beastman. Regardless, I messed up and the opponents stole the ball and scored. I had a shot at scoring the winning touchdown but my Runner couldn't catch a 4+ hand off with reroll so it ended in a draw. No Ff change. Erlik Elfsmasher aged a niggle after the game (I hate ageing!).

Game 22: Loss against Orcs. Really crappy game. Started well, I killed a greenskin in first turn with a nasty block. But then I didn't have much luck, failed a lot of GFI:s this game. The Orcs struck back killing a Longbeard that I apo:ed. But later on Balin Steelfist was niggled, damn it. And FF -1, boo. Not enough money to buy a new player and no new skills, boo.

Game 23: Loss against fellow dwarfs. I get too distracted by bashing up the cousins and forget to protect the ball, my opponent manages to snatch it and score with his hard-to-take-down ST 4 Runner. Next half I let slip again and he scores but at least I come back and my blitzer can score. FF unchanged, no new skills but I get enough money to buy a new blitzer.

Game 24: Loss against a much stronger Orc team (7 players with ST 4 or better). Got some worthless handicaps and my blitzer was badly hurt by a thrown rock at the first kick off. First half went OK, 1-1 at half time, but the 2nd was horrible. My opponent fouled my team to shreds, killing my new blitzer and niggling a longbeard and the ref didn't react. Gotta get me a DP of my own and kick back. Next time, greenskin, next time... Naturally the MVP went to the dead guy. FF -1. Bought a new blitzer AGAIN... let's see if he can survive.

Game 25: Another draw against the Skaven. It seems I can't stop them from scoring but they can't stop me either... FF +1. Good money, will buy me a new Longbeard. MVP to new Blitzer who didn't do shit in the game (got himself badly hurt, that's all). Rolled a new double on Nori Neckbreaker and now he's got Diving Tackle and Side Step.

Game 26: Win against my first Khemri opponents. Both teams got the Ref from the start and it was a brutal game. Luckily my dwarf players came out the winners, badly hurting a mummy with a well-placed boot and keeping on breaking the dead bones and winning the game comfortably. Since I didn't stall I gave my opponent the chance to equalise but his 100+ SPP Blitz-Ra failed a GFI. Got some good money after the game and bought a new Longbeard and gave two players the DP skill... I think I need it to give me a chance against other teams with dirty players. FF +1, goodie.

Game 27: Finally a win against those Ratmen! Good game for the beardlings, caused 7 casualties. My Slayer was particularly angry this game, causing three cas himself including badly hurting a Rat Ogre. Captain Thorgrim himself scored the winning touchdown. Three guys skilled up but FF stayed the same.

Game 28: Loss against Chaos Dwarfs. Terrible start in this game, had three players taken out in the first turn and didn't manage to put up much resistance so I conceded. Shame on me, but next game I hope Nuffle is nicer to us.

Game 29: Draw against fellow Dwarfs. A huge brawl erupts around the LOS and I punish the cousins a bit but mess up with the ball and he manages to score with a Longbeard. 2nd half I decimate him totally (only KO:s and BH:s though, it's a friendly game between Dwarfs) and score. Close to scoring again but I mess up. FF +1 and some new skills, nice. Now, I have money for a new Longbeard or hiring a Star Player... hmm.

Game 30: Win against fellow Dwarfs. I hired Grim Ironjaw for this game. He didn't have much time to shine though, since my opponents conceded in the middle of first half when one of my Longbeards picked up the ball and I had the advantage on the field. FF +1 but no new skills (that darn Star Player stole one of the MVP:s, the git). 80 000 new gold, what to do with it?

Game 31: Loss against Khemri. No luck at all with my blocks, just managed to knock out a few skellies while his mummies pounded my dwarfs good. Got the ref in 2nd half but only knocked out a blitz-ra. FF stays the same. But now I have 120 000 in the bank, time to get a new reroll.

Game 32: Loss against Orcs. I won the block war, caused 5 Badly Hurt and 3 Serious injuries and my opponent was very very bitter about it. Oh well, he stalled for 5 turns in first half so he has no right to complain. In 2nd half I dominated the field but somehow those darn greenskins managed to score the winning touchdown. Had I stalled like he did it would have been a draw. But how much fun is stalling, anyway? FF stays the same.

Game 33: Loss against Chaos. Good game but even hiring Mr Ironjaw couldn't win it for me. FF -1 and just a measly 10 000 gold. Thrain Ironskull skilled up, though.

Game 34: Draw against Chaos. Very close game, managed to score with a longbeard in turn 16. FF +1 and 20 000 gold. One Longbeard was killed and the apo failed to save him (isn't it like a 50% chance of that...?)

Game 35: Another draw against Chaos, very close that I could have won this though - a failed catch on turn 7 screwed it up. Looking at the whole game I was lucky and got rid of some big nasties while he didn't cause any damage at all to my team. FF +1 and 70 000 gold. Rookie Longbeard skilled up.

Game 36: Loss against Necromantic team. Hired Mr Ironjaw for this game and he was OK even though he didn't cause any casualties against the team I faced. However, the rest of the boys made up for it as I caused a spectacular 8 casualties against the deadbones. Even so, I got a bit excited in the end and managed to let victory or at least a draw slip out of my hands, allowing that pesky Count Luthor to score the winning touchdown for the opposing team. I never learn, I think. It's just to much fun crunching the other team... I was especially happy to cause a niggling injury on a werewolf. FF unchanged and 50 000 gold plus some of the boys got to skill up.

Game 37: Loss against Chaos. My boys failed to cause any damage at all until the last turns of the game when I killed a beastman (who was apo:ed succesfully) and seriously injured two other players. FF stayed the same and I got 50 000 extra gold. Durin Ogrekiller got +MA but also misses next game. Time to hire Mr Ironjaw as a replacement.

Game 38: Loss against Orcs. Failed to score in first half (just needed a 3+ to make it) and couldn't stop the greenskins from scoring in 2nd. FF stays the same but no gold for the game. Still have 80 000, maybe hire Grim again.

Game 39: Draw against High Elves. With the score 1-1 I was in a good position to control 2nd half but a double failed GFI gave a cheap touchdown to the elves. Luckily I managed to score again in the last turn. FF +1. Got 130 000 gold to burn now.

Game 40: Loss against Wood Elves. What a boring game! The pansies ran away down to their own end zone and the slow dwarfs tried to catch them but failed to cause much damage. Only caused one casualty except for two fouls. 20 000 new gold and FF unchanged. No new skills. Ah well, next game I'll win!

Game 41: Loss against Chaos Dwarfs. Painful game, Balin Steelfist failed to dodge and was niggled....and the damn apo failed. Got the ref for both halves of the game but my DP was wearing soft fluffy bunny slippers this game. 30 000 new gold, FF unchanged. Time to replace Balin.

Game 42: Loss against High Elves. Bribed the ref before the game and caused four casualties by fouling with the iron boots of Fundin Foebreaker. Sadly I couldn't stop the elves from scoring in 2nd half and didn't manage to score myself. 60 000 new gold and a DECREASE in FF. Must please the crowd next game.

Game 43: Loss against another Dwarf team. Uneventful first half with lots of bashing but no cas. In 2nd the battle continued but the opponent managed to steal the ball, tripped with his runner but unfortunately my blitzer couldn't stop him from scoring. Last turns was terrible, as the opponent fouled my Slayer, niggled him and the apo FAILED naturally. And to top it off, another freaking FF decrease. So, I guess it's time for a new Slayer... again.

Game 44: Loss against High Elves. Game started well, I was close to scoring at the end of first half but sadly the tricksy elf managed to steal the ball and score instead! Gave the pansies a good kicking at least but still FF decreased third game in a row, wtf?! Hired Mr Ironjaw for next game.

Game 45: Loss against Chaos Dwarfs with ST 5 Hobgoblin AND ST 5 Bull Centaur AND AG 3 Bull Centaur. FF decrease. Lame game.


Game 46: Just realised I must have missed reporting some games. But what the hell, narrowly lost this game to a stronger Orc team. Managed to hold them off whole first half and in 2nd only a few unlucky dice rolls stopped me from scoring. Instead the ball went bouncing the Orcs' way and he succeeded in handing off to an AG 2 player who had to make 2 GFI:s to score... and he did. Intense, tight game, very fun but I feel a bit cheated by Nuffle on the casualties. Thorgrim -MA, old Bronzehelm niggled. Got a bit of revenge by causing a -AV on a 105 SPP Orc Blitzer. Retired the longbeard and bought a new version of him. Thorgrim just has to rest a bit. No FF decrease at least.

Game 47: Draw vs Skaven in a fun match. FF stays the same. Runner skilled up.

Game 48: Loss against Undead. First half sucked for the dwarfs. Nori Neckbreaker suffered a Niggling injury in first turn from a block by a mummy. Apo:ed him and he survived the game and got the MVP, rolled a double (again!) for skill and got Dodge. Second half was much better for me but I stalled one turn to many so a lucky Wight could blitz the ball carrier, snatch the ball and run away. Oh well, fun game. FF stays the same.

Game 49/50/51: Loss against a Claw/RSC-heavy Chaos team. I was afraid those mutants would kill my little beardlings but it was the dwarfs who bashed best, niggling a Chaos Warrior and killing a Minotaur as well as badly hurting two beastmen and knocking out a couple more. Sadly Dvalin Bronzehelm was killed in return. No decrease in FF and 30 000 gold.

Game 52: Loss against Orcs. I had the bash power, niggled a ST 5 Black Orc with a foul when opponent stalled. Very very close that I could score a td in the last turn, got off an accurate pass but the blitzer in the endzone failed to catch it, sadly.

Game 53: Very, very boring game against a pumped-up Chaos team. Had no luck at all, got two players MNG and one RIP (thankfully a rookie that I could buy back after the game). Hilariously enough, my FF increased by 1 after this extremely shitty game!

Game 54: A new loss against another Chaos team. Opponent got lucky with receiving AND getting GTR AND killing a rookie longbeard with a block from a rookie beastman early on. I didn't apo him since I was sure I would regret it later in the game. FF stayed the same and I just made a measly 10 000 gold crowns so a loss of 60 000 for the dead player. Damn, I wish I could play against some not-so-lucky opponent next game. At least I have more players available now.

Game 55: A draw! Against a pretty tough Chaos team with a Claw/RSC warrior monster - but I managed to smash his hip with a nice foul! 2nd half the dwarfs really got going with the bashing, causing many serious injuries and even a RIP on a Chaos Warrior. Slayer got a completion and scored a touchdown. Team captain Thorgrim played his best game ever, caused 3 casualties. He also received the MVP award and got another +MA so he's back to MA 6. FF +1. Good game!

Game 56: Draw vs Ogres! Very fun game, I was lucky and got GTR in first half so I could foul freely and hurt some opponents. My Slayer was a bit too brave and got a broken neck for his trouble - still, AG -1 isn't so bad on a Dwarf who's not gonna pick up the ball very often. +1 FF and good money so I could buy a new Longbeard.

Game 57: First game with new Blackbox FFB client! Loss against Orc team in a groovy game. Killed two greenskins and seriously injured two more. Even so some fans left. Ah well, next game Slayer will be back.

Game 58: Loss against Skaven. A niggled 2 SPP longbeard was killed and one of the runners got a smashed hand, meaning he will miss next game. FF-1, boo.

Game 59: Loss against a murderous Chaos team. Got three RIPs, apo saved one. And another -FF. Still hoping for better luck/strategy/whatever in next game...

Game 60: Loss against the same Skaven as in game 58. Another -FF, boo I say boo! Got 50 000 in the cash box now. Another 20 000 and I'll get a new Longbeard.

Game 61: Loss against Wood Elves. Cleared the pitch in 2nd half but those Wardancers stole the show and the slow dwarfs couldn't catch them. Bought back Gimli Stronghammer. Kili suffered a niggling injury from a lucky elf blitz, even the apo couldn't save him (actually the apo tried to kill him instead).

Game 62: WIN! Beat up a team of greenskins with 3-0. Good game. FF +1. Not enough money to buy a new player but MVP to Slayer so he skilled up (MB).

Game 63: Loss against Khemri in a very, very fudged-up game. First Thorgrim suffers a broken neck from a lowly skellie and the apo tries to kill him instead of patching him up. Then in the last turn Fundin trips on a gfi blitz, rerolls, completes the blitz but get a double skull and seriously injures himself with a -AV. Sigh!

Game 64: Loss against Dark Elves. Really screwed it up, should have won this comfortably when there was only a handful of elves left on the field in second half. But as usual, I got too cocky and gave him way too much space. Still a good game, killed two linemen and seriously injured two other players. FF +-0.


Game 65: Loss against another Delf team. Good game but he stole the ball in turn 15 and the dwarfs were left looking like idiots deep in the enemy half of the pitch. FF -1.

Game 66: Loss again, against yet another Dark Elf team. Could have gotten a draw, but was stupid and scored when opponent went into whine mode. FF-1. :-(

Game 67: Loss against Dwarfs. At least no permanent injuries and no change in FF.

Game 68: Draw against a killer Chaos team. Won the cas-fight with 4-1 (killed one beastman and niggled another and only got 1 BH in return). FF +1. Good game for the old beardies! =)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
+MA, Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA, Dauntless
-ma, -ag 50 1 9 0 17 4 82/176 200k
(80+120)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow
  27 4 6 0 6 2 44/51 150k
(80+70)k
 
3
Troll Slayer
5 3 1 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
-ag 20 1 1 0 2 2 18/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
4
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Strip Ball, Accurate, Dump-Off
  47 26 9 0 1 0 55/76 160k
(80+80)k
 
5
Blocker
4 3 3 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+AG
  7 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(70+40)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut, Pro, Dauntless
  66 0 1 1 42 3 104/176 170k
(70+100)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Dauntless, Mighty Blow
  68 0 0 0 9 3 33/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Dauntless
-av 67 0 1 0 29 7 96/176 170k
(70+100)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  11 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
13
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Juggernaut
  61 0 0 0 16 7 67/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
15
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Dirty Player, Tackle
n 51 2 8 0 2 3 45/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Zeke73 Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 2170k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:68 (13/17/38) |TD Diff:-42 (57 - 99) |Cas Diff:144 (119/97/51 - 64/38/21)
Last Opponent: Sagome di Cartone