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Formed in the baking heat of the south.
Let's hope they don't crumble under the pressure.
















Season Division Result (W-D-L) Commentary
Great Albion Regional 2nd (5-1-1) After some inconsistant performances in the Fringe, the Biscuits were let loose in the WIL Regionals for Season XVI. They will hope to avoid falling apart and facing a soggy end at the bottom of the cup. Following a poor start, they won five games on the trot to clinch promotion in their maiden season, finishing 2nd in the Great Albion Regional with a 5-1-1 record. However due to a league restructure, the Biscuits elected to remain in the regionals for another season.
Great Albion Regional 3rd (3-4-2) An indifferent season: Very high attrition of skinks, and some classy opponents, meant the Biscuits had to win both of their remaining games to have a shot at the playoffs. Unfortunately they were unable to break down a tough Ogre defence, so things were out of their claws going into the last game. Results went their way, and the Biscuits made the playoffs. They succumbed to the turbocharged werewolves of the Dukes of Northumbria, but got a second bite at the promotion cherry due to Conference dropouts. A last-turn score secured promotion to the Conferences.
Gryphon Conference 4th (3-0-4) Kicking off the new season full of hope, only three lizards were left standing as Furious Filmguild welcomed them to the Conferences. Survival looked an uphill struggle, though they fought back with three fine performances, beating Death Isle Ghosts, narrowly losing to orc powerhouses Nashwan Deluxe MKII, and getting a shock 3-0 win over the Dukes of Northumbria. A win and a loss against elves left them contenders for promtion with one game left, but an awful game meant they dropped to a fourth place finish.
Dragon Conference 3rd (4-2-1) In a division packs with two extremes, the Biscuits started at the deep end with a narrow win over some tough dwarves, and then notched up a win and a draw against elf opposition. Dwarfs and Orcs provided tough competition, but the Biscuits were again in with a promotion chance, unbeaten going into the last game of the season. Unfortunately a stellar performance from The Count resulted in a last-gasp winner for Power of Worms, who pipped the Biscuits into a playoff spot.
Lion Conference 2nd (3-0-1) As the age of the old rules comes to an end, will it be third time lucky for the Biscuits? Things started brightly again, with two wins and a concession in their favour. They stuttered against an orc team, before a period of inactivity as several opponents failed to show up for the game. With forfeits in their favour, the Biscuits finished 2nd in a disrupted season. They will stay in the Conferences next season, after losing the playoff semi-final to eventual winners That Be Bristle.
Dragon Conference 1st (4-3-0) At the dawn of a new era, the Biscuits are one of the few veteran teams remaining. Would they assert their dominance, or be overtaken by the young blood? The season started well, with two solid wins over fragile opposition, but tougher opposition stood in their way, and the Biscuits embarked on a run of three hard-fought draws. They got back to winning ways with a 3-0 win over Gordreg's Rotters, but it proved a Pyrrhic victory, with two dead and two seriously injured. Nevertheless, they were able to battle to victory in their final game and claim their first ever trophy!
Premiership 4th (4-1-4) Will the Biscuits survive life in the top flight? They had a bright start against playoff nemeses That Be Bristle, but were outclassed by PeteW's woodsy elves in a high-scoring encounter. Things went badly wrong in the next two games, as brave Digestive succumbed to his injuries and
lack of numbers resulted in 2-0 and 3-0 hammerings. Things improved markedly as they faced down the monstrous The Bard, however, and the biscuits were back on track, going on to snatch am intricate last minute winner versus Cold Hands, Dead Eyes. They lost 3-2 to former champions the Cosmonauts, but came back stronly with a gritty 1-0 win over Bluedevil's defending champions. This left it all in the balance for their final game against perennial second-placers, Harsh North. It finished 1-1, and guaranteed the Biscuits' premiership survival.
Premiership 7th (3-2-4) With probably their strongest squad yet, the Biscuits hope to make an impact in this season's title race, but can only struggle to draws in their first two games. They had an easier time in their following games, smashing White County's chaos in a 2-0 win, and snatching a 1-0 win over WIL High. Their unbeaten start came to an end over the next two games, however, when they let slip six touchdowns without reply. A further win and a loss left them needing a win in their final game to avoid the drop. A dismal performance against Something Is Rotting consigned the Biscuits to the Conferences.
Dragon Conference 4th (3-0-4) Returning to a particularly bashy conference, the Biscuits were able to snatch a 2-0 win to start the season with some fine counter-attacking. They followed this up with a resilient display to beat Dagenham Redbeards, but were unable to match the finesse of the Crawley Creepers. They were then completely battered in a Lustrian mirror match, with multiple casualties effectively wrecking their promotion campaign. A heroic rearguard action was unable to precent defeat against their next opponents, but they were able to claim victory in the first of two orc matchups to leave them with everything to play for in the season finale. Defeat rounded off a disappointing season
Lion Conference 6th (1-1-2) The new season began with a solid win over newly-promoted San DieAgo Cadavres. QPR and Zomb inflicted defeats, while Kung Pow encountered logistical issues and were unable to make it to the stadium. Bubonic Phalanx snatched a late equaliser to leave the Biscuits mid-table going into an elf double-header. They lost both games, and anxiously awaited news of the other matches that would decide their fate, letting out a sigh of relief when they scraped survival by goal difference
Gryphon Conference 2nd (3-2-0) A fine start to the new season as the Biscuits run in 2-1 wins over Human and Pact opponents, before securing a scoreless draw against some more Humans. The season was truncated somewhat in the middle section, as the "shinies" picked up by a skink proved to be pure warpstone, causing such chaotic conditions that two matches had to be abandoned. An uphill struggle led to a draw against Gazza's orcs, before a much more leisurely win over the Eaters of Brains rounded off the season, narrowly snatching a playoff place. Victory over RPS rival Jiiiiim secured a return to the Premiership.
Premiership 6th (3-2-4) Returning to the top flight, the Biscuits immediately got smashed up in what can only be called a Pyrrhic draw. They took more punishment against South of Eternity, but again managed to scrape a draw against the odds. Phil78's ratmen proved too skilled, though, and a 4-2 defeat was inflicted. They put in a better performance over the next two games, leapfrogging KFoged and tsjeppesen after tense last-turn wins, but the momentum came to an abrupt halt against blocknroll's dwarves. A painful loss against eventual champions Pleasure and Pain saw the fall of Garibaldi, and the final-day win over Somertown's wood elves was only consolation as the Biscuits were once again dunked back to the conferences.
Gryphon Conference 3rd (2-0-3) Back to the Conferences, here we go again. An indifferent season, interupted by external factors, but which resulted in the Biscuits narrowly missing qualification for the promotion playoffs.
Gryphon Conference tba (0-0-0) As the Biscuits approach 100 games, they hope to bring up the century with a bang.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
2
Saurus Blocker
5 4 1 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Break Tackle
-ma 91 0 2 0 45 8 136/176 180k
(80+100)k
 
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Saurus Blocker
5 4 1 9
Break Tackle, Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow
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Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  97 0 7 0 25 10 121/176 180k
(80+100)k
 
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Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block
n, m 6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
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Skink Runner
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
-ma, -ma 24 1 2 0 1 3 24/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
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Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle, Catch
n 47 2 8 0 0 4 46/51 120k
(60+60)k
 
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Skink Runner
9 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
+MA, Side Step
  16 0 5 0 0 2 25/31 110k
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Skink Runner
8 2 3 6
Dodge, Stunty
Wrestle
-av 11 1 3 0 0 0 10/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
8 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: JanekT Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1350k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:97 (44/18/35) |TD Diff:22 (134 - 112) |Cas Diff:-52 (111/75/31 - 156/80/33)
Last Opponent: Greene Jaguars