We are a bunch of naughty and badass flings that want to have it easy.
We minmax and look for ways to gaming the CR system, exploiting opponents weakness at low TV, where we can outnumbering them.
(the first turn of the half maybe)

We will eat any opponent who will fall on the pitch, as well as their assistent coaches, cheerleaders and apothecary
(yes, this is why you can't find a lot of cheerleaders and assistant coaches on blackbox team)

Oh, I forgot! We routinely fire healty players with normal skill.
And we will foul.
Every time we can.
On every player we want out of the pitch.
Or everyone stronger than a fling
-mmm I think this mean everyone-
In order to put him in our pot.
And not least killing pixels.
Consider yourself lucky that on T16 we are already thinking to our feast.