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Memphis hu-Maniax (HL)
Roster [B] Human



Fear the Ax!



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Fear the Asylum!




Logo by The_Murker
Home Stadium: The Liberty Bowl
Head Coach: Kippy Brown
Fan Cheering Section: The Asylum
Ax Trivia:




1st 10 games - 3/2/5, TD Diff -3 (12-15), CAS Diff -3 (9/8/1-14/5/2), RIP Diff -1, FF 5, TV 1230, 8 players (+2 missing)

Box Diversity fa(r)ced:
Chaos <yawn> - 1/2/1
Chaos Dorf - 0/0/1
Chaos Puke - 1/0/0
Dork Elf - 1/0/0
Dorf - 0/0/2
Goblin - 0/0/1
Hoomanz - 1/0/0
Lizardskins - 1/1/0
dOh'gre - 1/0/0
dOrk - 0/0/2
Slann-legs - 1/0/0
Woody Die Elf - 0/0/1

August/September 2013 Human League Conference
1. 1-2 Loss vs. Paladins of Faith {Dwarves} (CAS 0/0/0 vs. 1/0/0, 6 fouls for vs. 1 against)
2. 3-1 Win vs. Middenheim Slaughterers {Ogres} (CAS 2/0/0 vs. 2/1/0, 1 foul for vs. 6 against)
3. 2-1 Win vs. Lannister Frogs {Slann} (CAS 1/3/0 vs. 0/0/0, 3 fouls for vs. 0 against)
4. 2-2 Tie vs. Slan Squad {Lizard luckers} (CAS 2/0/0 vs. 1/0/0, 2 fouls for vs. 0 against

October/November 2013 Human League Conference
1. B Minor MW VI-2 0-2 Loss vs. Porcy Purple {Orcs} (CAS 0/1/0 vs. 1/0/0, 1 foul for vs. 0 against)
2. 1-2 Loss vs. some very lucky Wood Elves (CAS 1/1/0 vs. 2/0/0, 3 fouls for vs. 0 against)
3. 0-2 Loss vs. some fun but Nuffle-blessed dorfs (CAS 1/0/0 vs. 4/0/0, 1 foul vs. 0 against)

FUMBBL B Minor MW VI-2 (TW 1590) - Lost 1st round (see Oct/Nov HL Conference)

June/July 2014 Human League Conference
1. 1-1 Draw vs. some whiney Chaos (CAS 1/1/1 vs. 1/1/1, 1 tactical foul for (-ag) vs. 1 spite (stun) against)
2. 2-0 Win vs. non min-maxed Chaos Pact (CAS 1/2/0 vs. 1/1/1, 3 fouls for vs. 1 against)

August/September 2014 Human League Conference
1. 0-2 Loss vs. some Chaos Dwarves (CAS 0/0/0 vs. 1/2/0, 1 spite foul for vs. 0 against)
2. 0-1 Loss vs. boring Chaos (CAS 2/0/0 vs. 3/1/0, 1 T16 spite foul for vs. 0 against - BH!)
3. 1-0 Win vs. the same boring Chaos (1/0/0 vs. 0/0/0, T16 spite foul for (Bribe), 0 against)
4. 0-0 Draw vs. Chaos who had Nuffle in their back pocket (1/0/0 vs. 0/0/0, 2 fouls for vs. 3 against - we both got a bribe on the opening kickoff)
5. 2-1 Win vs. fellow Humans (2/0/0 vs. 1/1/0, 0 fouls but a Thrown Rock took out their Ogre)
6. 2-1 Win vs. D'ark & evil Elves (2/1/0 vs. 1/0/0, 1 foul for vs. 1 against but almost 2)

FUMBBL B Minor MW XII-1 TW1480 - round 1 3-1 W
round 2 forfeit
round 3 1-2 heart-breaking L


Member of:
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rashaan 'Slashin' Salaam
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, +MA
   18 0 2 0 7 3 35/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
2
Richard 'Hero' Hogans
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
+MA, Tackle, Dodge
   19 0 5 0 9 0 33/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
3
Patrick 'Piledriver' Sapp
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
   18 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Shante 'Chaka' Carver
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
+MA, +AG
   18 1 3 0 5 1 25/31 160k
(90+70)k
  
5
Jim 'Druck' Druckenmiller
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+AG, Block
   18 23 0 0 1 1 30/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
6
Charles 'ChronicY2K1' Jordan
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Wrestle, +MA
   19 2 4 0 0 1 19/31 110k
(60+50)k
  
7
Kevin 'Boomerang' Prentiss
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Guard, Block
   8 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 110k
(60+50)k
  
8
Marcus 'Claymore' Crandell
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Mike 'Death Valley' Sheldon
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
D.J. 'Fresh' Cooper
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Shinzo 'Samurai' Yamada
Lineman
6 3 3 8   17 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Antonio 'Big Cat' Anderson
Lineman
6 3 3 8   17 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Glenn 'Shaft' Rountree
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Leonta 'Ripper' Rheams II
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Cavetroll Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1670k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 280k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (8/3/8) |TD Diff:0 (25 - 25) |Cas Diff:4 (25/13/2 - 23/10/3)
Last Opponent: Monsterz Rusherz