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Concentrated Evil Essence
Roster [B] Dark Elf

Team Creation

Concentrated Evil Essense team was created when the most evil characters in all books, films and TV series decided it was far from enough of getting beaten by those booooring people known as the good ones, or heroes or whatever other equally overvalued word was used for them. So they all decided to unite, once in a lifetime, to beat every body else's asses.

As they all, with no exception, consider themselves all times best bad, it is more than probable that leadership problems will rise soon. Up to now, we must say Darth Vader has been able to keep all the other doing BAD jobs together by using his Force powers to frighten even his partners when they feel like they can think more on themselves than on the group.

Maybe this leadership for Darth Vader has something to do with him being able to keep all his team mates inside a force field while he explained them what he wanted them to do and what would happen if they did not do so...

As they fear nothing, Top Baddies have decided to join the fumbbl Blackbox as it is said that there is no harder bloodbowl enviroment anywhere. And, as everybody knows, bloodbowl is the hardest battlefield one can find.

The Team

Darth Vader
Norman Bates
Sauron
Nicholson Joker
Le Chuck
William Hamleigh
Malak
T 1000
Cersei Lannister
Hans Gruber
Bishop Waleran
Bavmorda

Team Development and Results

Things did not start well for this group of evil guys. The opening match filled all of them with even more hatred they already had inside: high elves! But a mistake was made in the beginning of it and instead of getting a td, they got one of them RIP. Things went a little bit better on second half as 1 td was scored and they got a tie.

2nd match was simply a total disaster: scheduled versus chaos 140 up. And real problem was not them having lots of killing skills or whatever (our favourite evil guys are afraid of NOTHING), but simplY an INCREDIBLE foolness to handle the ball. The row of ones was so big that it seemed a path to follow. Result: an epic loss. The real outcome of the match was a healthy and unholy reverential fear towards Nuffle would crystallize from that match on in the form of sacrifices to HIM. In this point, as professional chroniclers, we must explain that Darth Vadar had a bit dicussion with Sauron, as the latter wanted to sacrifice the whole village or city in the Old World they were nearest to... DV thought it was an "unnecessary and unwanted atention attraction", so they would only sacrifice the living being they would see at the dusk before the match... Try not to be there, guys!

3rd match was versus norses. Not very developed team, but with some MB and a pair or tackling guys, so hard to cope with at that moment. And worst and best of all: coached by BillBrasky, an absolutelly solid coach. 1st half was just more of the same pie: unable to handle the ball and norses score in turn 8. On second half, things go better and some norses get koed and the team can score (of course, none of his team mates tried to enjoy with Sauron or whatever, as partnership is nothing to these guys). Late in the drive, norses injury a lot of our favourite baddies but nothing serious. A hard won tie.

4th battle was exactly that, as our hard beaten guys got to fight some chaos. After a looooong match where Azrael and Sephirot, a blitzer just recruited and a 2 matches old lineman got killed, the team got a new defeat. DV was out of him, and the rest of the team did not even want to be near him... not to talk about apologizing.

On 5th match, team get scheduled versus dwarves. A bitter pill, but although things did not go what you would call "well", the team was able to get the first victory which, probably, meant life (instead of a painful death bya suffocation) for someone in the team.

6th match was, in theory, an easy one: slann with no much dodge and so on. But dicing was in the air (for darkies) and got lots of injuries and made it impossible for our anti-heroes to handle the ball.

The awful cas record of the team and the incredible dicing row impossible to deny made DV think the Force (or, in this plane, Nuffle), was against the team. But Nuffle is an evil god, so why would He be against the MOST EVIL characters one could find???? DV and Sauron had no idea, but they tried one possible solution: the pre-match sacrifice would be, from that moment on, be a public one, shown here...

The sacrifices


Before 7th match



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Before 16th match



Before 17th match
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Darth Vader
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball
   16 1 4 0 4 2 31/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
2
Norman Bates
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, Side Step
   17 1 5 0 1 3 33/51 170k
(100+70)k
  
3
Sauron
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Wrestle
   17 1 2 0 0 2 17/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
4
Nicholson Joker
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle, Dodge
   16 3 0 0 2 2 17/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
5
Le Chuck
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST, Block
 m 17 0 2 0 3 3 27/31 140k
(0)k
  
6
Morgana
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
7
Malak
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Dodge
 -ma 15 2 1 0 2 1 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
8
T 1000
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
   12 2 1 0 1 2 17/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
9
Cersei Lannister
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
+AG, Dodge
   10 6 3 0 1 0 17/31 160k
(100+60)k
  
11
Voldemort
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(0)k
  
12
Bavmorda
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block
   7 3 1 0 0 0 6/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
17
Fredrick Weakbone
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Graham Fasthawk
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: gansus Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1590k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1810k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (5/3/9) |TD Diff:-3 (20 - 23) |Cas Diff:-11 (13/4/0 - 13/10/5)
Last Opponent: Northern corruption