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Murky Beverages
Roster [B] Goblin



My lone 0-point team in the Blackbox Trophy race.

Living in a dream world, the Bevs start 2-0-0 in the Box Trophy competition, and roll Block on a troll after the second game.

The Bevs play great in Game 3 against another gobo squad, but none of the bounces go their way, and it's goblins who dish the Bevs their first loss of many.

Game fowr, an we beat de pants offa a bunch a wimps, witch weren't too 'ard, cause dey were wemmen anywayz. Zons suk!

In owr fif wun we tied some humies. Lucky Gits. We did the Thro Team-Mate for de furst time ever. Everybuddy wuz stunned.

Game 7 we kick Bibi's ass gud, but'e cheets, an we lose. Takes gobos to beat gobos iz what we say. 75 percent we stick da landing and you cry, boy. 75 times in 80.

Game Ate: Dis is de wun ta watch, boyz! Weez clobber de dark elfs so gud, we make de Gouged Eye wish dey wuz us, in dis wun. We force de score wit da spinner an da trolls, den we cage and rumble down da field like champs too times inna row. Nuffin' dey cud do ta stop us, cept' lye down an let der fancy medics haul em' off fora break. Dey even tried a move at da end wit ate successful dodges n' such, taggin Sproinger, but we run'ed it in annywayz. Cheeterz. Man.. dis wun was-a beaut. Ya gotta watch it.

Game ten, an wez back ta winnin' easy. Wez out bash some claw-pombers ta score, no probz, firs alf'. Secon'alf dem gits getz lucky an scores in ate, so's we juz toss Sue o'r de top at de end ta win. Dunno why we don jus do dat all'a time.

Game Turdteen, an weez draw de stoopidestest FUMBBLer dere iz, not on'account a im never winnin', but we ear he can't an won't do nuffin' else cept' pile-on. Not even eat grits or go to da loo, or nuffin.' If'ee pee's is'self alla time jus ta pile-on, I bet it smellz worse dun the McBoogins goblin warren over in Snazzville. Anywayz, we stomped em' good an wun the game eazy-peazy, az ya do agains pee-pantsez.


Game Sixzeen, our firs inna deep end o' de pool. Sum git wit a grudge agains owr coach smashes us almos as gud as wez smash im. De big guy as iz ead cut off an in never crawls back ta de res of iz body like it usualie duz. We finish de sixzeen game SPRINT and get a trophy badge an a new troll, Bobby.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zippa Sproing
Pogoer
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Sure Feet, Side Step, Sprint, +MA
   17 0 11 0 0 5 58/76 160k
(70+90)k
  
2
Bobby 'Pimple Neck'
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Jesus 'the Purple'
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Stand Firm
   16 0 0 0 11 4 42/51 180k
(110+70)k
  
4
Bob 'de Bilker'
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
   7 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
5
Chaos Lobber
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Side Step
   17 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Spinner Dinner
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow
   12 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Sammy Big Snozz
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Moose 'de Goat' Nedbit
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Norm
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   17 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Ralph
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Kenny Z-Bag
Goblin
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, -ma 9 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Sue
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   17 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Mike 'de Spike' Tooey
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Hank 'da Stank' Panky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Pup Tart
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1390k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (6/3/8) |TD Diff:-8 (21 - 29) |Cas Diff:-31 (21/9/3 - 46/15/3)
Last Opponent: Steel Golems - Hunger