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"Varsity! Varsity! U-Rat-Rat-Wisconsin! Praise to thee we sing (WE SING!)! Praise to thee our Alma Mater! U-Rat-Rat-Wisconsin!"

Rivals: Those no good good-for-nothings from Ultinois. Self entitled pricks if you ask us, which you just did by reading this.
**UPDATE** Ultinois has fled the NCBB due completely and unequivocally to our rivalry dominance. UW is now 1 for 1 in crushing rivals dreams, aspirations, and reproductive viability.
**UPDATE THE 2ND** In an attempt to purge the great Midwest of all things ***holish the UW has declared rivalry upon the unwashed elves from Bro-Hio St. Seriously, who let these things join the NCBB in the first place?
In the Killer Lite Bowl at the end of Season 32 the mighty UW Rat-Grrrrs thoroughly trounced the Bro-Hio squad 4-0. It was embarrassing. We didn't even play that well, as pointed out be color commentators and spectators https://www.twitch.tv/videos/479816488?filter=archives&sort=time.

**UPDATE THE 3RD** Feeling sympathetic, the UW Rat-Grrrs have accepted a rivalry with something called Dook. Apparently we've never lost to them and they're feeling salty about it. Did they not see what we did to Bro-Hio?! Even red-headed step kids were saying it was brutal.
**Season 33 Result: Beat Dookie again. Ho-hum
**Season 34: Made it to the National Championship Semi due to some brilliant voting by other coaches (mostly). Proceeded to get smashed for 13/16 turns by Dook who are obviously a one trick pony relying on casualties, good dice, sun in my eyes, better coaching, and other low brow attributes to defeat UW. Still had a chance to rip hearts from throats in SPITE of what in game color commentators predicted, but.....BLITZ! Almost shocked the world....maybe next year. *In other news* Some upstart jackhole from the Iwanna Pee-Pees (sic) thinks he's good. Cinco will kill them. Then break the record. Then kill the rest of the league. Book it


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  18 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
3
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step
  15 2 2 0 0 2 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
4
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
6
Lineman
7 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
7
Gutter Runner
10 2 5 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, Block, Sprint, +AG
  26 8 17 0 1 2 71/76 190k
(80+110)k
 
11
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
  12 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
20
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
7 players  
Coach: charlie1331 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1210k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:60 (27/10/23) |TD Diff:15 (109 - 94) |Cas Diff:-72 (54/30/17 - 84/58/31)
Last Opponent: UTEP Party Minors