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Night Goblin Nasties
Retired [L] Goblin

THE NIGHT GOBLIN NASTIES

These Nasty little Gobbo's have the right stuff! They pass, they fight, they block, they foul, and all the while they look amazing doing it. Never have a harder, sexier bunch of little green boyz taken the field. Striking fear into the heart of the opposition doesn't do them justice. Calling them the bestest, baddest, ballsiest little motherf***ers on the face of the earth DOESN"T DO THEM JUSTICE. There isn't a single one of them their coach wouldn't kill for. There isn't a single one of them their coach would'nt die for. They are the greatest. The bestest. The most amazingnessest ever. Marvin the depressed paranoid android would shit his metal pants in excitement and joy if he ever got to meet them. The difference between the Night Goblin Nasties and God is that the Night Goblin Nasties don't want God on their team. If you actually got the chance to attend one of their games in person your head would probably explode just from the sheer awesome, amazing fucking whoa whoa oh my god its the Night Goblin Nasties incredibleness of the whole thing. And I'm toning it down. There actually more sensational than what I've put down here. The dictionary doesn't have enough superlatives to describe them. They are better than the opposition. They are better than you. They are so good, they are even better than themselves. Which is a paradox that can destroy supercomputers. Betting agencies just give away money if they play a game.

1st Game 2519 - DESTROYED Bastards of Brewing 3-0
2nd Game 2519 - UNFAIRLY BEATEN BY Phosphoric Hawks 1-3
3rd Game 2520 - RUINED BY THE REF against Chainsaw Masochists 1-4
4th Game 2520 - REVENGE!! against Chainsaw Masochists 2-1
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Snotgobbler
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Grabbgit Headsqueezer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
Noblet Sharpcut
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 1 0 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Snotrit One-finger Beetlecrusher
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Snargi Whaaag Seeker
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   4 0 2 1 0 0 8/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
7
Grub
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
8
Ukla Butterfingers
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Dropgit Rednose the Handqueefer
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow
   3 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Hoodskar Underarm
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Grobik the Frequent Faller
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Blackda the Slaughterer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Skarrot Gookhead Moonbiter
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   4 0 2 0 2 1 15/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Ugasniker Shortbow Icelicker
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   4 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Groharh Moon Maw Bag Blower
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Grimnok Dwarfkicker the Horrible
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Happy_Amateur Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1170k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:4 (2/0/2) |TD Diff:-1 (7 - 8) |Cas Diff:-9 (2/1/0 - 7/4/1)
Last Opponent: Chainsaw Masochists