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Gnome Security INC
Retired [L] Gnome

WARNING: All fans attending Gnome Security INC home games are subjected to thorough body cavity searches. If you are lucky the security officers will wear rubber gloves, and if you are REALLY lucky they will have washed them after the previous search of an oozing Nurgle orifice.

BREAKING NEWS: A number of internal investigations involving police brutality have been opened up against the team after Cabalvision videos of fatal interactions with its officers went viral. The families of the victims have vowed they will not rest until justice is done, and pictures of the deceased follow in order to preserve their memory and bring light to institutionalized racism in Gnomish security forces.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gnomepocalypse
Gnomish Contraption
3 6 1 10
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
Guard
   5 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 160k
(140+20)k
  
2
Gnomeageddon
Gnomish Contraption
3 6 1 10
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
Guard
   5 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 160k
(140+20)k
  
3
Pat Downs
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
Stinger
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Tackle
   5 0 1 0 1 3 20/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
5
Nimblefoot
Runner
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Stunty, Sure Hands
Block
   5 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
6
Quicksilver
Runner
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Stunty, Sure Hands
Block
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
7
Barney
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Cloakendagger
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Snowbeard
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Alefroth
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Applecheeks
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Nightstick
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Tinker
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Flashbang
Bombardier
6 3 3 7
Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Gozer_the_Gozerian Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Gnome Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1260k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/3/0) |TD Diff:3 (8 - 5) |Cas Diff:0 (6/3/3 - 8/2/2)
Last Opponent: Northusev'n Numbnutz