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Flaschfurt Penetrators
Roster [R] Chaos Chosen


Location: Flaschfurt, Hochland
Nickname: None Yet
Stadium: Flaschfurt Lane
Surface: Schist

Colours: Red, White & Gold
Sponsor: None Yet
Rivals: None Yet
Coach: Nikolaus DeWulf


TEAM BIO

*** Did you know...
...that Imperial historian and scribe Josef Schwarz, after having spent some days and nights in Flaschfurt, descibed the location as, "A rather backwards and dull little town, to be blunt."


*** Did you know...
...that Penetrators blocker, Kaspar Hornbostel, once stated that should Josef Schwarz ever return to Flaschfurt he would, "Insert a rather dull and blunt object into him backwards!"


*** Did you know...
...that Josef Schwarz now has two heads and three arms?

Tournaments

Season 1
Ranked Open Division: W0-D0-L0

Season 2

Season 3



TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS
TopName#
GamesKaspar Hornbostel
Ekkehard Dillinger
Benedict Küchler
Brady Radblast
Manuel Ghazak
Gage Scarsol
5
Completions (0)
Touchdowns (6)Kaspar Hornbostel
Ekkehard Dillinger
Brady Radblast
Joshua Rykarth
Cole Gorduz
Gage Scarsol
1
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (11)Kaspar Hornbostel
6
Most Valuable Player (5)Kaspar Hornbostel
Ekkehard Dillinger
Benedict Küchler
Gage Scarsol
Kuno Panzinger
1
Star Player Points (65)Kaspar Hornbostel
20
Passing (2)Ekkehard Dillinger
Brady Radblast
1
Rushing (117)Brady Radblast
43
Blocks (191)Kaspar Hornbostel
34
Fouls (1)Cooper Vikram
1
Scoring Thrower
Blocking Thrower
Blocking ScorerKaspar Hornbostel
Brady Radblast
Cole Gorduz
Gage Scarsol
1
Triple
All-rounder





PLAYERS
Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-50
51-7576-175176+








*** Did you know...
...that the all Minotaur team 'The Calves of Chainspleen' (who for you trivia fans are all directly descended from legendary Minotaur Madbull Chainspleen) are the only team to be barred from every stadium in the world?

The teams notorious blood greed has caused more fan fatalities and stadium personnel fatalities than any other single team (including the Rotters!), in fact the team isn't strictly a team anymore since they ate the head coach, assistant coaches, apothecary, cheerleaders, rat on a stick seller, waterboy and the team owner after the last match. Still that hasn't stopped them being the top selling team on Cabalvisions Pay-Per-Violence broadcasts, a fact no doubt helped by the teams tendency to devour anything moving in the stadium... and frequently things that aren't.


*** Did you know...
...that a shocking 172 Snotlings were killed on the pitch last year, an increase of 10% from the previous year?

So next time you take to the turf, remember folks... A Snotling is not for a season, hopefully you can stick the boot into it in the first game and get a 20% increase in Snotling fatalities for this year.


*** Did you know...
...the Old Faith's Weather Forcasting Sub-Committee voted the Chaos All-Stars the Best Excuse for Errors in Forcasting after the All-Stars' match at Vynheim had to be postponed when the temperature reached 95o and the pitch melted?

The All-Stars claimed it had nothing to do with them but there were doubts - despite the forecast for sub-zero temperatures and heavy snow, the Chaos lads turned up in shorts and shades!

Bio template by Balle2000.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
  7 0 1 0 7 1 22/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
2
Chosen Blocker
4 4 3 9
Block
-ma 6 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 120k
(100+20)k
 
3
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
  7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 120k
(100+20)k
 
4
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
  4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 120k
(100+20)k
 
5
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
6
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Wrestle
  7 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
7
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 7
Horns
-av 6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
8
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Sure Hands
  6 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
10
Beastman Runner
6 3 2 8
Horns
-ag 6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
11
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Wrestle
  7 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Grasshugger17 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1300k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1300k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (5/2/0) |TD Diff:7 (9 - 2) |Cas Diff:3 (8/5/2 - 6/3/3)
Last Opponent: BlueBucketGreenskins