You Have No Cows
TV 1690k Chaos Chosen team, coached by Java
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Landlords | Chosen Blocker | 4 | 4 | 3 | 9 | -ma | 19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 100k | |
| 2 | The Invisible Hand | Chosen Blocker | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Claw, Guard, Jump Up, Mighty Blow | 54 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 22 | 8 | 87 | 100k | |
| 3 | The Stimulus | Chosen Blocker | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | -av, m | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 22 | 100k |
| 4 | The Market | Chosen Blocker | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Claw, Guard, Mighty Blow | 22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 9 | 74 | 100k | |
| 5 | Luke | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Dauntless, Wrestle | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 60k | |
| 7 | Bootlicker | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k | |
| 8 | Damian Axebreath | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 60k | |
| 9 | Olivier | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k | |
| 10 | Vietnam Flashbacks | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Guard | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 60k | |
| 11 | Zander the Unbreakable | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Horns | -ag | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k |
| 12 | End of History | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Horns, +AG, +AG, Block, Guard, Sure Hands, Two Heads | 60 | 36 | 41 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 184 | 60k | |
| 14 | Mutually Assured Destruction | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Wrestle | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 60k | |
| 15 | Amir Madeye | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k | |
| 16 | Chase Spinetoe | Beastman Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k |
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