# | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Britney Spears | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 50k | |
2 | Sewer Jack | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 50k | |
3 | Mel Gibson | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | 10 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 80k | |
4 | Jumpy McJumpy | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
5 | Healer | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 50k | |
6 | George W. Bush | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, +MA, Dodge, Sure Hands | 12 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 32 | 80k | |
7 | Ugly Betty | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 80k | |
8 | Fat Albert | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | 12 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 30 | 80k | |
9 | Saddam Hussein | Blitzer | 6 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, +ST, Tackle | 12 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 24 | 80k | |
10 | Xenu | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k | |
11 | Pox | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard | 8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 80k | |
12 | Sarkozy le Nabot II | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40k | |
14 | Terrorist | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 80k | |
16 | Toxic Avenger | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16 | 110k |