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Niebling



Joined: Aug 02, 2003
Post   Posted: Oct 29, 2011 - 22:00 Reply with quote Back to top
Make sure to declare an action if possibly every time you just move a player, like foul pass handoff.
Wait until the clock goes to 3m59s before activating your last player, then think about his move for a min or two.

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Qaz



Joined: Apr 28, 2004
Post   Posted: Oct 31, 2011 - 13:30 Reply with quote Back to top
When you totally maul and nuffle some one be sure to sit at comment every time they make a successful dice roll. Don't miss any opportunity to tell them how lucky they are.

So when you are 2-0 up and have half his team in the dead and injured box and he makes a KO on you go WOW! we are almost even now.

And if he makes a dodge or a catch. Comment on how lucky that was as well. Every opportunity counts as we are going for quantity annoyance here.

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Qaz



Joined: Apr 28, 2004
Post   Posted: Feb 21, 2013 - 13:17 Reply with quote Back to top
Ok duno if this is Necro or not but it fits in this thread so why start a new?

Any how talked to a coach and it has to be said he does this to fix typos and not to be a bastard but as we talked it dawned upon us.

GO back and find old games really bad dicings and write match reports. This will promt Bowl bot to PM the other coach reminding him of that bad beating he had long forgotten. And if thats not enough you can always edit the rapport a couple of times to really remind him of that game!

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DreadClaw



Joined: Nov 17, 2003
Post   Posted: Feb 21, 2013 - 13:24 Reply with quote Back to top
Qaz wrote:
Ok duno if this is Necro or not but it fits in this thread so why start a new?

Any how talked to a coach and it has to be said he does this to fix typos and not to be a bastard but as we talked it dawned upon us.

GO back and find old games really bad dicings and write match reports. This will promt Bowl bot to PM the other coach reminding him of that bad beating he had long forgotten. And if thats not enough you can always edit the rapport a couple of times to really remind him of that game!

I lol'd

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Badoek



Joined: May 17, 2009
Post   Posted: Feb 21, 2013 - 13:47 Reply with quote Back to top
lmao! That does surely deserves 4 or 5 boos.

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p4m



Joined: Aug 02, 2003
Post   Posted: Feb 21, 2013 - 14:16 Reply with quote Back to top
this fits - how to be a right bastard!
Reisender



Joined: Sep 29, 2007
Post   Posted: Feb 21, 2013 - 14:22 Reply with quote Back to top
Qaz wrote:
Ok duno if this is Necro or not but it fits in this thread so why start a new?

Any how talked to a coach and it has to be said he does this to fix typos and not to be a bastard but as we talked it dawned upon us.

GO back and find old games really bad dicings and write match reports. This will promt Bowl bot to PM the other coach reminding him of that bad beating he had long forgotten. And if thats not enough you can always edit the rapport a couple of times to really remind him of that game!


i just wanted to try to find a game where i diced you or beat you, then i 2was remembered of my terrible record vs you. grrrrr you are indeed a right b....
neoliminal



Joined: Aug 02, 2003
Post   Posted: Feb 21, 2013 - 14:23 Reply with quote Back to top
I like to name all my zombies after my old girlfriends and then beg my opponent to hit them for me.

"Yah! Kill her!! I hate her!!"

Mention that "Becky" left you for someone with the same name as the guy you are playing. Keep typing stories from you relationship while it's his/her turn.

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the_Sage



Joined: Jan 13, 2011
Post   Posted: Feb 21, 2013 - 14:37 Reply with quote Back to top
Qaz wrote:
Ok duno if this is Necro or not but it fits in this thread so why start a new?

Any how talked to a coach and it has to be said he does this to fix typos and not to be a bastard but as we talked it dawned upon us.

GO back and find old games really bad dicings and write match reports. This will promt Bowl bot to PM the other coach reminding him of that bad beating he had long forgotten. And if thats not enough you can always edit the rapport a couple of times to really remind him of that game!


Excellent! =D I hope Oenarlod can do this in the future.
Qaz



Joined: Apr 28, 2004
Post   Posted: Feb 21, 2013 - 14:54 Reply with quote Back to top
DreadClaw wrote:
I lol'd


you Lol'd while bowlbot was filling up my inbox and spamming my irc. Crying or Very sad

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the_Sage



Joined: Jan 13, 2011
Post   Posted: Feb 22, 2013 - 13:41 Reply with quote Back to top
I read this comment on your own (Macavity's) blog, and I think it qualifies.

Starshade wrote:

Ask someone for a recovery game, gangfoul half his team to death, than kindly explain that it is not that kind of "recovery" game that they thought.

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shadow46x2



Joined: Nov 22, 2003
Post   Posted: Feb 22, 2013 - 23:50 Reply with quote Back to top
oh jesus christ...that's brilliant..

you right bastard...

--j

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Chainsaw



Joined: Aug 31, 2005
Post   Posted: Feb 23, 2013 - 00:07 Reply with quote Back to top
the_Sage wrote:
I read this comment on your own (Macavity's) blog, and I think it qualifies.

Starshade wrote:

Ask someone for a recovery game, gangfoul half his team to death, than kindly explain that it is not that kind of "recovery" game that they thought.


I'm wondering if they were referring to me. Rolling Eyes

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neoliminal



Joined: Aug 02, 2003
Post   Posted: Feb 23, 2013 - 00:27 Reply with quote Back to top
Chainsaw wrote:


I'm wondering if they were referring to me. Rolling Eyes


Yes. Embarassed

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Blammaham



Joined: Jan 06, 2006
Post   Posted: Feb 23, 2013 - 01:30 Reply with quote Back to top
How about having no players left on the pitch and only pressing the "end turn" button at 3:59. S.
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