PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Aug 23, 2014 - 22:48 |
 
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** Milford from the Agility Monsters Anniversery spectacular **
Oh FUMBBL fans you missed out!!! Once again the Agility Monsters roll out onto the grid iron sponsoring a anniversary match.
And they get routed by a bunch of flings....Anniversary match gone totally sideways
The Fling mafia did not get the memo that this was supposed to be a fun loving match, take some CAS on the chin but feel good about their 400th match, free beer and a buffet line for all the fling mafia fans on the concourse all match long.
The Agility Monsters, I must say, need to reconsider these "fluff" anniversary matches. I realize they have the system rigged. They make a lot of cash, get some free "pub" and maybe get a freebie win.
BUT
This is just a joke for the Monster faithful. The fans are now grumbling that coach Rabe has turned their beloved FC into some parody act. When are they going to get to see some big matches, titanic slug fests on the grid iron and where in the hell is the "majors" glory?
Wait there is some more
I have just received word that the Agility monsters want in on the Rumble down under action that the Buccaneers and the Hellbound have made famous. Rumor has it they are trying to line up a match with some snotlings or hobgoblins to be played before the main event of the Hellbound VS Buccaneers.
According to my sources the Hellbound and Blood Sea have no problem with that since it will increase their ticket sales, fan gear purchases and get more bodies into the stadium for the real opening match of the LC.
I will let you in on the details as they come out. |
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Rabe
Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Aug 23, 2014 - 23:08 |
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Somewhere deep in the Agility Monsters Management's bunker...
"Sir, we got exclusive coverage by Milford himself!"
"Ha! Great! It's shaping up!"
"But Sir... was it worth the price? We knew how risky it was to face the Mafia openly..."
"Bah, shut up! Who cares about those players?! It's all fame and glory for the team - and money for us! Mwahahaha!" |
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Nightbird
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 23, 2014 - 23:33 |
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| Rabe wrote: | Somewhere deep in the Agility Monsters Management's bunker...
"Sir, we got exclusive coverage by Milford himself!"
"Ha! Great! It's shaping up!"
"But Sir... was it worth the price? We knew how risky it was to face the Mafia openly..."
"Bah, shut up! Who cares about those players?! It's all fame and glory for the team - and money for us! Mwahahaha!" |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Aug 24, 2014 - 00:25 |
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Now THIS people, THIS - this is fluff. |
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