dudesweet101
Joined: Apr 25, 2008
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Jun 08, 2015 - 16:48 |
 
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My favourite ever player Alf:https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=6852636 is 6 SPPS away from Legend.
Alf is an elf (seriously, read his bio) who bought some magic armour and signed on as a Chaos Warrior for the team Claw FTW!
He allowed himself to become increasingly competent with the ball over his first few games (+AG,+AG) and even with the armour he found he could still leap over other players, although this took some practice and he didn't feel comfortable trying this until about a dozen games in.
Eventually, he had to learn to punch as he was losing the ball too much which looks bad on CabalVision big screen replays.The fans were giving him a very hard time on unsocial media.
Having had a brilliant idea, Alf forced himself into a rather contrived white lie: magic gloves.His teammates and coaches nodded sagely, "Blessed by the Gods, that lad", "Must be, the way he sprays that ball around" etc,etc.whilst nodding sagely.
His unbelievable (pass)ing ability was confirmed when Spike! magazine confirmed him as One to Watch, prefferably from a long way away"
Alf is on the edge of legendary status and it's rumoured that he is being scouted by the Chaos Allstars and the Elfheim Eagles-surely one of those teams is barking up the wrong tree(man)-sorry.... |
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jarvis_pants
Joined: Oct 30, 2008
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Nos?
Leap in grab ball pass out! Simples! |
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dudesweet101
Joined: Apr 25, 2008
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Jun 08, 2015 - 18:32 |
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I didn't ask, but I meant to........yeah, NoS would be great......any other suggestions? |
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Roland
Joined: May 12, 2004
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Jun 08, 2015 - 19:32 |
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Roland
Joined: May 12, 2004
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Jun 08, 2015 - 19:38 |
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dudesweet101
Joined: Apr 25, 2008
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Jun 08, 2015 - 20:04 |
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Tackle..........really? He's off to play in a team with Morg (in my imagination) and you want me to give him TACKLE???? Surely he will roll 6/6 and become a true beast? MA would be hard to turn down |
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Cavetroll
Joined: Jan 21, 2009
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Jun 08, 2015 - 20:11 |
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Dodge on doubles, Sure Hands on normal. Yeah, take +MA or +ST if you roll them. |
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dudesweet101
Joined: Apr 25, 2008
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Jun 10, 2015 - 11:11 |
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Alf needs 6 points and is on 99 completions...........could he Larsen his way to Legend? (probably not as he eschews violence and is actually a vegetarian, but it would be epic) |
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Verminardo
Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Jun 10, 2015 - 12:01 |
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Strip Ball? Clearly Alf isn't interested in efficiency, but in omnipotence. |
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bghandras
Joined: Feb 06, 2011
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Jun 10, 2015 - 12:17 |
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| Cavetroll wrote: | | Dodge on doubles, Sure Hands on normal. Yeah, take +MA or +ST if you roll them. |
So simple. |
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