Nowhereman
Joined: Apr 02, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 12:45 |
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This section is for those looking for a friend, a mate, proper help, assasins, beer buddies, decent new players, pilots, bakers, thralls and anything else you might want meet, maim or just go have a beer with.
Usage of this section may constitute a serious danger to your health, personal life and/or intelligence, if you have any of those.
The section correspondent is not responsible for any injury, damage, stupidity and/or incidents caused by anything mentioned in this section.
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Nowhereman
Joined: Apr 02, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 12:53 |
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Single Chaos team coach is looking for a minotaur able to control himself in the middle of a match.
Tantrum-likely bullheads need not to bother.
Decent pay, free holidays, occasional bonuses and all the elf bits you can steal from teammates.
Contact any Protectors of Terror staff for applications. |
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Ironik
Joined: Jun 28, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 14:18 |
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AAA
Decent, sensible Kehmri team looks for agile (3 or more) blitzer who is able to catch our throwing offers and so free us from the need to crush, bash and rip any opposition |
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Tymless
Joined: Jul 01, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 14:44 |
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Looking for one slightly used brain and the sanity that left with it. After discovering my brain was cheating on me with some cheap floozy. It stormed out and I have been looking for it ever since. Please let me know if anyone has seen my brain or the sanity that went to find it. Hefty reward offered. |
_________________ Doom & Gloom |
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AFK_Eagle
Joined: Mar 12, 2004
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  Posted:
Dec 14, 2004 - 16:31 |
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Coach with gray hairs (those not yet torn out in frustration) searing for good plastic surgeon to help combat rampant aging of his players. Background check not required; all that matters is results. Hefty bonuses if able to reverse the effects of previous aging. |
_________________ Listen to Eagle! Eagle is good, Eagle is wise!
Founder of the E.L.F.--These elves will play anybody! |
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Glomp
Joined: Jan 04, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 16:55 |
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Demonette of Slaanesh seeks solvent gentleman for fun, companionship and romance.
Oh also whips, chains, hooks, flaying and your souls torment for all eternity.
Potential applicants should write to:
Denise
The plane of eternal suffering
The deepest depths of the underworld
Thy shallst not speak its name
Coventry
CV1 3DR
Please add front, back and internal pics for a quick response. |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 17:23 |
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DropDeadFred
Joined: Mar 05, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 17:28 |
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caileanhawk
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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  Posted:
Dec 14, 2004 - 17:35 |
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Lost Money
Various denominations lost in various locations.
Anyone finding this money should please send it back to me at Caileanhawk c/o Fumbbl
Don't forget to pay the Shipping and Handling charges before hand
Oh yeah, and P.S. Santa please send me an elf (dark preferably) that can last more than a few games.
Oh and another thing, this is a personals column so I could use one o' those Slaaneshi ladies (got a minotaur that needs a little lovin')
- had to add some smilies, there weren't enough |
_________________ Thx
Caileanhawk
"Hospitality to the better sort, and charity to the poor; two virtues that are never exercised so well as when they accompany each other. " - Francis Atterbury |
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Mnemon
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 14, 2004 - 17:41 |
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[Oooh. This warms my heart. Contributions - and of a good type too. I'll get that next issue of the GLN out, eventually.
-Mnemon] |
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DropDeadFred
Joined: Mar 05, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 17:47 |
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ill do a part Called "trying to leave, is it possible?" lol |
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Glomp
Joined: Jan 04, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 18:41 |
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Mnemon wrote: | [Oooh. This warms my heart. Contributions - and of a good type too. I'll get that next issue of the GLN out, eventually.
-Mnemon] |
My lawyers will contact you shortly to discuss royalties.
All my material is subject to copyright and if you attempt to infringe it then I have no alternative other than to feed you to Grumbledook.
You have been warned.
(The goblin bar association) |
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LordSigmund
Joined: Jan 28, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 19:30 |
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Quote: | ill do a part Called "trying to leave, is it possible?" lol |
I'm sure Rob wil add a bit too |
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DropDeadFred
Joined: Mar 05, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 19:51 |
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hehe |
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Nowhereman
Joined: Apr 02, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 22:14 |
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And now a word from your owner:
Even if I'm the correspondent, I had never though of making it to the GLN, but it was an extremely warm surprise to be considered for that. I'm looking forward to start reading the paper.
By writing to my little column here, you forfeit all income, protection fee's or legal income from your messages. That income will be directed to the correspondent office of this post and taxed in a proper manner, before the rest of the pocket money is released to the writer, poster or advertiser.
Thank you for your interest,
The Correspondent, formerly Nowhereman |
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