Malthor
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 09, 2006 - 18:04 |
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The Grotty Little Tournament II has been an amazing slaughterfest.
I have seen so many deaths I have lost track.
I would like to suggest that those who have participated post their dead players in this topic.
Some of the deaths I have seen...
Idolen having a Blodge Guard Lineman pushed out of bounds from two out of the sidelines because he forgot that the Str2 Star Nobbla had Frenzy! Two Ogres game up and gave assists to the Goblin to set up the kill LOL.
Mr_Launcher had 3 or was it 4 Wood Elf players killed in two matches? They died so fast I couldn't keep track!
Just saw PMG apoth a RIP an Orc Lineman with Block only to have the apothecary fail, then have another Lineman with Block and Guard knocked over into the same square, and DP fouled for two RIPs in the same square on the same turn!
Sinner had a MA8 Witch Elf killed by an Ogre without Block or Tackle.
The list goes on and on and on lol
Feel free to post your memorable GLT II Death too
Share the memories! |
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Hindsberg
Joined: May 14, 2004
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Jul 09, 2006 - 18:17 |
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Ole Thestrup
Killed on a foul.. not by a dp. Well a dice rape in the final, ending with a coin toss. Wich i lost to Flix... What a rape |
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Malthor
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 09, 2006 - 18:23 |
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Hindsberg wrote: | Ole Thestrup
Killed on a foul.. not by a dp. |
I saw that Str5 monster with the glass jaw (AV7!) in the RIP box and wondered how it happened heh. |
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Sinner
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 09, 2006 - 18:25 |
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Norica Glichu
Killed in overtime against Emphasy's Ogres. Beware of Emphasy: he rips the best player on your team (the game against Emphasy before the GLT II Qualifier he killed a 133SPP non-ageing blitzer (+ag,+ag,dodge,mighty blow,leap,pass block) |
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Gary_Gygax
Joined: Aug 08, 2003
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Jul 09, 2006 - 18:31 |
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Malthor
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 09, 2006 - 18:46 |
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Ah Gary, how could I forget your three deaths (well easily, 3 hours sleep between watching some 16+ hours of GLT games).
I was there and I saw them all and man was there a buzz amongst the specs. Your game was heavily watched with at least 50 connections (though I don't know how many dropped out). A real spectacle!
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AFK_Eagle
Joined: Mar 12, 2004
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Jul 09, 2006 - 18:48 |
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For your morbid curiousity...out of 112 games played in the GLT qualifiers to this point, the following players have given their lives so that their teams may advance (some teams did, some didn't, but the dead don't know what happens after their death...)
Rookies
Candlejack--0 spp halfling treeman
Drasch--0 spp orc thrower
Eile Barfload--0 spp orc lineman
Filler--0 spp undead zombie
Goblin Doomdiver III--0 spp orc goblin
Smacked--0 spp norse catcher
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper III--0 spp chaos beastman
Reggicolpi--2 spp pro elf lineman
Guss--4 spp chaos beastman
Longbow IX--5 spp undead zombie
Experienced
Dennis Rodman--6 spp khemri skeleton--DP
Dhuar--6 spp gutter runner--*no skills as died same game earned 6 spp*
Boyd Mwila III--7 spp chaos beastman--*no skills as died same game earned 6 spp*
Arcade II--8 spp orc lineman--block
Corned Beef--8 spp chaos warrior--block
Hevonpera II--9 spp human blitzer--guard
Soyose--9 spp black orc--block
Harry Potter--10 spp khemri skeleton--DP
T't'n--10 spp skaven linerat--block
Chonk--11 spp longbeard--guard
Ravager Turo--11 spp chaos dwarf blocker--SF
Potatoes--12 spp norse lineman--guard
Glimmervoid--13 spp halfling--diving tackle
Lava spike--13 spp chaos beastman--block
Johny Vanhieropstraat--14 spp necro zombie--DP
Veterans
Clyde--16 spp norse lineman--stripball, dirty player
Cymbidium--16 spp wood elf thrower--accurate, block
Khargor--16 spp chaos beastman--block, tackle
Pillows of Fury--16 spp undead wight--tackle, surehands
Scout--16 spp wood elf catcher--+AGI, block
the dirty player--16 spp chaos beastman--DP, block
atzics--19 spp dwarf blitzer--guard, MB
Kyle--19 spp black orc--block, guard
Laois2--20 spp orc lineman--block, tackle
Blatz Belchundrius--23 spp undead zombie--guard, block
Jamix--23 spp longbeard--guard, SF
Mystique--23 spp orc lineman--block, guard
Adama--26 spp norse blitzer--MB, tackle
Athwiel--26 spp wood elf lineman--dodge, block
Palle Cosmiche--27 spp pro elf lineman--kick, block
Wexford--27 spp black orc--frenzy, block
Ferry--29 spp norse minotaur--breaktackle, guard
Emerging Stars
Herra Kuolema--31 spp human lineman--+MA, block, shadowing
Agothanwel--36 spp wood elf lineman--dodge, block, sidestep
Carl von Lutzen--36 spp chaos warrior--block, guard, MB
Fred Pay On Lei--36 spp darkelf blitzer--dodge, divingtackle, passblock
N.B. Tjofanov II--36 spp dragon warrior--dodge, +MA, stripball
Tamir Treehopper--36 spp woodelf lineman--block, dodge, sidestep
Tiffany--38 spp amazon blitzer--SF, +AGI, guard
Branch--40 spp wood elf lineman--block, passblock, dodge
Ole Thestrup--41 spp khemri skeleton--+STR, +STR, block
Pain--41 spp chaos minotaur--guard, +AGI, breaktackle
Garry-G-YGA-1--43 spp chaos beastman--multiblock, dauntless, claw
Belva--45 spp pro elf blitzer--dodge, tackle, passblock
Sota de Bastos--46 spp chaos warrior--block, claw, guard
Madonna--48 spp witch elf--block, MB, tackle
Moises Butcherer--50 spp black orc--block, guard, MB
Stars
MC Einar--52 spp dark elf lineman--block, +AGI, passblock, dodge
Dani "Filth" Davey--53 spp skaven thrower--accurate, safethrow, +MA, block
Count D'Orsay--55 spp bull centaur--+MA, break tackle, block, guard
Puttaniere--55 spp pro elf catcher--block, dodge, sidestep, leap
Astaroth Shadowblade--56 spp darkelf blitzer--tackle, dodge, sidestep, stripball
Haaron the Hairy--62 spp undead ghoul--block, surehands, pass, surefeet
Norica Glichu--62 spp witch elf--block, sidestep, +MA, shadowing
Super Stars
Fred Sleep--115 darkelf lineman--block, dodge, guard, mighty blow, tackle
Site Stars
Lord Borak the Destroyer--block from Mighty Zug
Dead by race:
Chaos--10
Dwarf--4
Elves--17
Human/Norse/Amazon--7
Orcs--10
Rats--3
Undead--8
Other (bulls, big guys, etc)--7
Total Dead--66
Two forfeits in the final 3 matches of the qualifiers and a blood-less final (well, ok, RIP-less, with plenty of niggles), and that's it, folks. Sixty-six dead in trying to qualify for the GLT. Hope it's worth it... |
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Moxy
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 09, 2006 - 19:04 |
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Way too much time on your hands AFK. Well done. |
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Menikmati
Joined: Jan 02, 2005
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Jul 09, 2006 - 19:22 |
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Haaron the Hairy finally died. As a little ghoul once, unexperienced, decided to become an ag5 superstar, he didnt want no more. whenever both were on pitch he screwed pickups and passes just to show his spite. now he finally died. and all are happy...
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1273322 |
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Stonetroll
Joined: Jun 30, 2005
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Jul 10, 2006 - 13:16 |
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Looks like my both RIP's have already been added to the list. Let me tell you a bit about their story, about Herra Kuolema and Hevonperä II.
The game was http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1273546
Both kills happened in the same game, against a nasty looking chaps dwarf team with TR/TS difference of +57/35. Especially Herra Kuolema was a hero of the match, shadowing an star bull centaur and preventing him from blizing the ball carrier that passed the ball to score on 8th turn.
Fortunately Nuffle accepted their sacrifice and allowed my team to advance to second round of the qualifier |
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Gary_Gygax
Joined: Aug 08, 2003
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Jul 10, 2006 - 13:21 |
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Malthor wrote: | Ah Gary, how could I forget your three deaths (well easily, 3 hours sleep between watching some 16+ hours of GLT games).
I was there and I saw them all and man was there a buzz amongst the specs. Your game was heavily watched with at least 50 connections (though I don't know how many dropped out). A real spectacle!
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I have to add that was one of the most funny match I played recently, really. |
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Idolen
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 10, 2006 - 13:33 |
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As the #4 qualifierfinal will be played tonight at around 20.00 bb time I expect to add some more R.I.P's to the list, as I'm facing another Claw/RSC maonster with my fragile elves... |
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AFK_Eagle
Joined: Mar 12, 2004
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Jul 17, 2006 - 01:25 |
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Updated and bumped to show more games...only 7 more to play out, with 65 dead in 105 games thus far. C'mon, guys, we expect more given how many chaos/orc teams there are enrolled! |
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Zatoc
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 17, 2006 - 01:49 |
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Freds have been battered in this tournament
Had to face Farwoods Revenge and suffered 8 cas 4/2/2 and then played lone stars and suffered 5 3/0/2. Now all I got to do is face Doomy Diggers lol. Its one hell of a shruggle |
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Qaz
Joined: Apr 28, 2004
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Jul 17, 2006 - 03:53 |
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Yes it was with great pleasure that Lone Star took the top skalp of the turnement killing 115spp Fred Sleep. Just too bad that the we somhow lost the game partly du to a stupid ogre rolling triple skulls. anywyas good luck Zatoc I hope you make it into the GLT. |
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