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Jokaero
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Jokaero (2785)
Overall
Emerging Star
Overall
Record
31/14/19
Win Percentage
59%
Archive

2018

2018-09-30 19:39:54
rating 6

2017

2017-09-06 18:29:57
rating 5.4

2016

2016-07-31 22:22:20
rating 5.2

2014

2014-07-21 00:11:51
rating 5.1

2011

2011-10-29 12:18:17
rating 5.2
2011-05-06 11:30:21
rating 5.3

2010

2010-12-07 23:05:00
rating 5.1
2010-11-29 22:58:59
rating 5.6
2010-03-17 23:19:54
rating 4.9
2014-07-21 00:11:51
37 votes, rating 5.1
Necs forlorn .. NO MORE!
Wohoo! Gbangoos managed to win the Grotty Little Tournament X in a thrilling final vs Battlelore's Excellence of Execution!

The Necs did some good KOing right from the start. However, they still got into big trouble in there own drive as the Chaos wizard struck down the Nec's ball carrying Ghoul before some ball-play loving Beastmen managed to get away with the round leather. There was only one wolf left in reach to bring down the beastman.. and so he did. Ball scatters were definitely in favor of the Necs throughout the game. This was no exception and the ball landed in filthy wight hands, which secured the 0:0 after first half.

2nd half started with still 11 guys on both sides. The clawed Chaos executioners didn't excel that good in their given task to thin out the zombies thrown at them. A really bad blocking turn for the EoE opened up a hole to their ball carrier. Fetching a ball isn't something a Gbangoo wolf has to be asked of twice. The BC was brought down and the ball scattered in perfect pickup position for a wight. A turn later, a dirty zombie foul killed one of the S5 Chaos Warriors. The foul was not only dirty because the zombie definitely knew what he was doing, it also happened after the 4min whistle was blown and the ref therefore already looked the other way. Cheers to Battlelore for letting that pass.
Distractions at the coach box (at least so coach Jokaero claims) led to some noobish positioning, giving the Executioners an easy 2D on the ball carrier. A gift they gladly accepted. Ball bounced to a Beastman that had already moved. However, with lots of guard and 2 wolves in reach, it didn't take a miracle to bring the beastman down with one wolf and pick up the ball and run away with the other. A beastman still brought the wolf down but unfortunately for Chaos, there was no help in sight and so the two wolves joined forces to stun the lonely beastman and secure the first major win for a Necromantic team!

I really would like to thank my opponent Battlelore for a tough fight and for being a great sportsman. Nuffle really wanted to have Necs unforlorn and clearly showed that in terms of dice and in forgiving mistakes. The game was definitely closer than the coaches' last clash in a major, when the game was decided in turn 1.
Also thanks to the Necromantic supporters among the fans who hopefully were not too disappointed by some weird plays. It was all part of the plan (.. NOT! )

Suggestions for the new player we are allowed to choose from are very appreciated (max. 70k from any roster)? :-)
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Posted by DeZigma on 2014-07-21 00:14:05
Achievment! Grats.
Posted by PurpleChest on 2014-07-21 00:22:55
god dammit. now i have to go and update some stuff.

Grats i suppose. ;-)
Posted by Nightbird on 2014-07-21 00:55:35
Dark Elf Renegade?
Secret Weapons?
Posted by Rabe on 2014-07-21 01:02:20
Many congratulations!

Guess I can retire my necro team now. ;-D

Dark Elf Renegade?
Fanatic?
Elf thrower?
Chaos Dwarf Blocker?
Underworld Skaven Thrower?
Skeleton? (Just because it would be unique. ;-))

...or a human thrower representing your assistant, a student of necromancy (give him Leader). :-D
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-07-21 01:08:39
Bombardier and hope for HMP!
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-07-21 01:44:13
Well done!

FWIW... Bombardier or dark elf renegade.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2014-07-21 02:01:15
Well done! A huge 6!

I'd probably take the DE renegade.
Posted by Kam on 2014-07-21 02:20:12
Fanatic!

And congratulation!
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-07-21 02:55:12
Absolutely fantastic! Congratulations.
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-07-21 02:56:08
Chaos Dwarf blocker would be interesting! But fanatics are cool.
Posted by Tomay on 2014-07-21 03:31:18
Great Achievement!
Posted by Badoek on 2014-07-21 03:41:09
Awesome! I'd say get something with pointy ears.
Posted by paradocks on 2014-07-21 03:44:13
Geez Louise, I don't feel so bad being eliminated in our close 1st round match now :> Congrats sirs!
Posted by happygrue on 2014-07-21 04:23:24
Well done! I'm always happy to lose to the eventual winner! How about a dwarf? 3 SF/Guard for the line. Slann lino with wrestle/strip is also fun, though wouldn't last as long.
Posted by SvenS on 2014-07-21 08:33:11
Grats again! :D CD blocker or DE renegade
Posted by The_Provocateur on 2014-07-21 08:37:57
Get a Leap Chainsaw. Congrats on the win. :-)
Posted by Garion on 2014-07-21 08:45:13
CD blocker
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-07-21 09:31:06
For coolness, a secret weapon would rock. I think I'd go with a fanatic, for life expectancy reasons.

For efficiency, it would be up between a delf renegade and a cdb. If you didn't already have (access to) claw and mb, I'd consider the CDB. As it is, the dark elf seems the way to go.
Posted by Badoek on 2014-07-21 10:57:28
Elf catcher! Bunch of pixel huggers ;)
Posted by SzieberthAdam on 2014-07-21 12:05:18
Congratulations Jokaero! I had to watch the replay. :)

Fanatic or Elf thrower.
Posted by Jeguan on 2014-07-21 12:12:12
Congrats! Formidable!

Elf thrower(20k leader), or the beastman you killed :)
Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-07-21 14:57:02
@The_Provocateur
dammit i never thought of giving Leap to the gobbo saw, now i have to make one!
Posted by albinv on 2014-07-21 20:20:22
Awesome! Great funking job! /clap
Posted by octopec on 2014-07-22 17:10:59
Well done, congrats!
Posted by Qaz on 2014-07-23 14:37:17
gratz mate
I been trying to do this for a while but seems you got there way before me :)