Hi fellow coaches.

I am sick to the back teeth of Blood Bowl and FUMBBL in general. I'm don't appear to be getting any better at it and I haven't won in over 30 matches. The ludicrous, swingy nature of the games I've been involved in is making me physically ill. In seasons, it seems as if you must win your first game to have any chance of keeping up with the pack or else you fall behind as every round your diminished team gets battered by someone else and they farm SPP meaning the better coaches and better teams get exponentially better and bang average coaches cannot compete.

(Yes, I've tried 145 Club but can hardly get a game with anyone in the European time zone. Yes, I've had a go at Black Box but it pairs teams by value not coaches by experience.)

Therefore, there are some good teams in great leagues being wholly mismanaged by me. If you would like to take over one of these franchises, to satisfy some filthy, sadistic kink you must have, please let me know:

Draft League Europe - Übersreik Unicorns

DLE College 7s - Übersreik University Aethons

Chaos Draft League - Drakwald Dragons

DLE 2020 - Broekwater Reavers

Thanks.