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2009-02-12 11:38:32
25 votes, rating 4
25 votes, rating 4
PRAISE NUFFLE !
Praise Nuffle !!
In the last few Matches my opponents used expressions like "Pure luck", "Hit and Hope", "Never seen hat before" and and and...
Well i consider them Heretics. Cause there is a secret on Blood Bowl. The secret is ... PRAISE NUFFLE. And do it often. I do. You should try that too. It helps. Really !!
just start the match with a simple "PRAISE NUFFLE !". Repeat it at the start of each Turn. If you feel like it doesn't work or your opponent Praises Nuffle too (that Unbeliever, he shall burn in RIP-Box) you got to praise harder. How to praise harder? Just add some more exclamation Marks to your Praise. (e.g. "PRAISE NUFFLE !!!") Nuffle loves exclamation marks.
Recently a coach told me sacrificing goats is better than praising. well, I think slaughtering goats is good against Beastmen but theres no such thing like the Praise-Thing.
Some Coach told me i should Praise Nuffle real hard cause my Rat-Ogre did some really awsome Blitzes. He grumbled something about 50:50 for a Rat-Ogre to go down. "HERESY !!" I thought to myself. But i wasn't really sure. So I asked Nuffle for some of his latest Praise-Tables. Here it is.
Dodge
AG / out of TZ / into 1 TZ / consecutive / Praisefactor
2 ___ 50% ____ 70% ______ 85% _______ !!!
3 ___ 33% ____ 50% ______ 66% _______ !!
4 ___ 17% ____ 33% ______ 45% _______ !!
5 ___ 17% ____ 17% ______ 31% _______ !
Block
Dices / No Block Skill / Block Skill / Praisefactor
-3 DB ___ 70% _______ 43% _________ !!!
-2 DB ___ 56% _______ 33% _________ !!
1 DB ____ 33% ______ 17% __________ !
2 DB ____ 11% _______3% __________ !
3 DB ____ 3% _______0,4% __________ !
consecutive means if you stuck between 2 opponents and need to make 2 dodges, 1 with TZ and 1 without TZ
The % shows the Chance of suffering a Turnover.
Everything is done without Rerolls. So rerolls will give you a much better chance to go on Praising.
For my Rat-Ogre Problem I calculated something about 30% to suffer a turnover. But i wasn't sure how to do it if Frenzy needs him to throw a second block. Hope i didnt make a mistake with the other tables :-)
PRAISE NUFFLE !!!
Edit: corrected a value. There can be rounding-differences :-)
In the last few Matches my opponents used expressions like "Pure luck", "Hit and Hope", "Never seen hat before" and and and...
Well i consider them Heretics. Cause there is a secret on Blood Bowl. The secret is ... PRAISE NUFFLE. And do it often. I do. You should try that too. It helps. Really !!
just start the match with a simple "PRAISE NUFFLE !". Repeat it at the start of each Turn. If you feel like it doesn't work or your opponent Praises Nuffle too (that Unbeliever, he shall burn in RIP-Box) you got to praise harder. How to praise harder? Just add some more exclamation Marks to your Praise. (e.g. "PRAISE NUFFLE !!!") Nuffle loves exclamation marks.
Recently a coach told me sacrificing goats is better than praising. well, I think slaughtering goats is good against Beastmen but theres no such thing like the Praise-Thing.
Some Coach told me i should Praise Nuffle real hard cause my Rat-Ogre did some really awsome Blitzes. He grumbled something about 50:50 for a Rat-Ogre to go down. "HERESY !!" I thought to myself. But i wasn't really sure. So I asked Nuffle for some of his latest Praise-Tables. Here it is.
Dodge
AG / out of TZ / into 1 TZ / consecutive / Praisefactor
2 ___ 50% ____ 70% ______ 85% _______ !!!
3 ___ 33% ____ 50% ______ 66% _______ !!
4 ___ 17% ____ 33% ______ 45% _______ !!
5 ___ 17% ____ 17% ______ 31% _______ !
Block
Dices / No Block Skill / Block Skill / Praisefactor
-3 DB ___ 70% _______ 43% _________ !!!
-2 DB ___ 56% _______ 33% _________ !!
1 DB ____ 33% ______ 17% __________ !
2 DB ____ 11% _______3% __________ !
3 DB ____ 3% _______0,4% __________ !
consecutive means if you stuck between 2 opponents and need to make 2 dodges, 1 with TZ and 1 without TZ
The % shows the Chance of suffering a Turnover.
Everything is done without Rerolls. So rerolls will give you a much better chance to go on Praising.
For my Rat-Ogre Problem I calculated something about 30% to suffer a turnover. But i wasn't sure how to do it if Frenzy needs him to throw a second block. Hope i didnt make a mistake with the other tables :-)
PRAISE NUFFLE !!!
Edit: corrected a value. There can be rounding-differences :-)
Comments
Posted by clarkin on 2009-02-12 12:08:24
Just a slight mistake on some of the blocking odds. Recalculated cos noticed -3db was way too close too -2db.
Blocking (no block skill)
-3DB = 70% chance of turnover
-2DB = 56%
1DB = 33%
2DB = 11%
3DB = 4%
Blocking (block skill)
-3DB = 42% chance of turnover
-2DB = 31%
1DB = 17%
2DB = 3%
3DB = 0.5%
Blocking (no block skill)
-3DB = 70% chance of turnover
-2DB = 56%
1DB = 33%
2DB = 11%
3DB = 4%
Blocking (block skill)
-3DB = 42% chance of turnover
-2DB = 31%
1DB = 17%
2DB = 3%
3DB = 0.5%
Posted by Wreckage on 2009-02-12 15:23:09
praise nuffle!
Posted by Catalyst32 on 2009-02-12 19:40:12
I start EVERY GAME by typing
Hello enter button
Praise Nuffle enter button
I try not to mention Nuffle again unless he is dice raping me.
I want him to know that I praise him and his game.
But I don't want to become annoyed by my constant prayer.
If me opponent or I have terrible luck I say...
"That is because Nuffle HATES you."
or alternatively "Nuffle HATES me."
Then I usually say... "It's OK he HATES me too."
or "He HATES you too."
Thereby I spread the word of Nuffle.
He HATES us all afterall.
Even our success it is only to set us up for the fall.
Nuffle is fickle... but don't tell him I said so.
Hello enter button
Praise Nuffle enter button
I try not to mention Nuffle again unless he is dice raping me.
I want him to know that I praise him and his game.
But I don't want to become annoyed by my constant prayer.
If me opponent or I have terrible luck I say...
"That is because Nuffle HATES you."
or alternatively "Nuffle HATES me."
Then I usually say... "It's OK he HATES me too."
or "He HATES you too."
Thereby I spread the word of Nuffle.
He HATES us all afterall.
Even our success it is only to set us up for the fall.
Nuffle is fickle... but don't tell him I said so.
Posted by Calcium on 2009-02-12 20:16:31
I need an ALT+Praise NUFFLE button.
Posted by Royston on 2009-02-12 23:35:17
I don't think that Nuffle hates anyone. He can't be arsed with all that, too much effort.
Nuffle just likes to torment people for his own warped pleasures.
Nuffle taketh and Nuffle screweth you over.
Nuffle just likes to torment people for his own warped pleasures.
Nuffle taketh and Nuffle screweth you over.
Posted by Catalyst32 on 2009-02-13 05:40:47
Royston...
Don't deny his HATE for us all.
It is his PURE HATRED that binds us all to his game.
Don't deny his HATE for us all.
It is his PURE HATRED that binds us all to his game.