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Welcome to the All-American Team Selection Show
Some seasons ago the first ever All-American list of the top players in the NCBB was unveiled, split between Offense, Defense and Special Teams. Fitz was even awesome enough to make a logo to go in these players' bios. Lately, this awesome feature of fluff wasn't in the public eye anymore (we don't say there were no All-American teams... they simply somehow didn't make in the news). But these times are gone by now.
A new Sponsor has acquired the rights to run the show, hired some highly respected Experts and equiped them with State-of-the-Art Analysis Gadgets.
So with another regular season complete, it's time once again to identify the best players in the league and put them on a 'super team,' aka the ...
... All-American team.
Enjoy!
Offense:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Quarterback |  Ian Mason | Missouri Two-Hand-Touch Tigers |
| Quarterback |  Captain Insano | Old Dominion Monarchs |
| Running Back |  Sakana Tai | Nippon U Triumphant Lions |
| Running Back |  Galapa "hoofs" Surehoof | Buffalo BulICentaurs |
| Wide Receiver |  #85 LaDarius Brown (WR) | TCU Horned Rats |
| Wide Receiver |  Viktor "Yurlov Crower" Popov | Oregon Waterfoul |
| Wide Receiver |  Laine Palendant | Missouri Two-Hand-Touch Tigers |
| Offensive Line | Tory "Red-Crested Pochard" Kanal | Oregon Waterfoul |
| Offensive Line |  Matt D.B. | ITBA Tinkerers |
| Offensive Line |  My Schism | Rolla Gold Digger |
Defense:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Linebacker |  Wilma Wildpuss | Arizona Girls Gone Wildcats |
| Linebacker |  C.J. Bradshaw | Old Dominion Monarchs |
| Linebacker |  Xzavier Dickson | Alabama Green Tide |
| Cornerback |  Keshawn Henderson | Old Dominion Monarchs |
| Cornerback |  Gerald "The Snatcher" Kannacker | CDI Slannunity College |
| Defensive Line |  Da'Quan Biters | Clemson Terrors |
| Defensive Line |  Trevor Piercer | Clemson Terrors |
| Defensive Line |  Terry Kinslayer | Clemson Terrors |
| Defensive Line |  Stephone Attacker | Clemson Terrors |
| Defensive Line |  Jude Brenya | Old Dominion Monarchs |
Special Teams:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Dirty Player |  #33 Jaden Oberkrom (PK) | TCU Horned Rats |
| Dirty Player |  Peta "pet" Teacz | Buffalo BulICentaurs |
| Kicker |  Tony Cherico | Arkansas Laserbacks |
Offense:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Quarterback |  Max Wittek | Univercity of Hawaii |
| Wide Receiver |  Reggie "Bean Kick" Juin | Tennessee Volunteered |
| Wide Receiver |  Fredson Salomon | Western Illinois Leatherbarks |
| Wide Receiver |  Banks McFasty | Clemson Terrors |
| Running Back |  Thompson | Karak University |
| Running Back |  Anthony Mooredeath | Rolla Gold Diggers |
| Offensive Line | Coleman "T-stash" Thomas | Tennessee Volunteered |
| Offensive Line |  Rick Casares | Florida Rotting Gators |
| Offensive Line | Butch "Evil Smile" Jones | Tennessee Volunteered |
| Offensive Line |  Larry Smith | Florida Rotting Gators |
Defense:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Linebacker | Brenden Daley | Univercity of Hawaii |
| Linebacker |  Matt D.B. | ITBA Tinkerers |
| Linebacker |  #41 Jonathan Anderson (LB) | TCU Horned Rats |
| Strong Safety |  A.J. Warmonger | Rolla Gold Diggers |
| Cornerback | P. Pacini II | ITBA Tinkerers |
| Cornerback |  Laine Palendant | Missouri Two-Hand-Touch Tigers |
| Defensive Line |  Daniel Appouh | Old Dominion Monarchs |
| Defensive Line |  Da’Quan Biters | Clemson Terrors |
| Defensive Line | Brandon Addison | Old Dominion Monarchs |
| Defensive Line |  Stephone Attacker | Clemson Terrors |
Special Teams:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Dirty Player |  Goodwin | Old Dominion Monarchs |
| Dirty Player |  #33 Jaden Oberkrom (PK) | TCU Horned Rats |
| Kicker |  Chris Killard | Rolla Gold Diggers |
Offense:
Defense:
Special Teams:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Quarterback |  Thompson | Karak University |
| Wide Receiver | Reggie "Bean Kick" Juin | Tennessee Volunteered |
| Wide Receiver | Gary Garrison | Slam Diego State Smacktecs |
| Wide Receiver |  Kolby Listenbee (WR) #7 | TCU Horned Rats |
| Running Back |  Ray Cullin' | Rolla Gold Diggers |
| Running Back |  C. J. Spiker | Clemson Terrors |
| Offensive Line | Coleman "T-stash" Thomas | Tennessee Volunteered |
| Offensive Line | Shy "Dog" Tuttle | Tennessee Volunteered |
| Offensive Line | Christian Wildcat | Clemson Terrors |
| Offensive Line |  Tyrone Crusher | Clemson Terrors |
Defense:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Linebacker | Bradley Sylve | Alabama Green Tide |
| Linebacker | Stephone Attacker | Clemson Terrors |
| Linebacker |  Bernie Parrish | Florida Rotting Gators |
| Strong Safety |  Derrick Kindred (S) #26 | TCU Horned Rats |
| Cornerback |  Junior | Karak University |
| Cornerback |  Bud Brooks | Arkansas Laserbacks |
| Defensive Line |  Chance | Karak University |
| Defensive Line |  Charlie Mitchell | Florida Rotting Gators |
| Defensive Line | Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila | Slam Diego State Smacktecs |
| Defensive Line | Willie Buchanon | Slam Diego State Smacktecs |
Special Teams:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Dirty Player |  Catalina Eddy | Slam Diego State Smacktecs |
| Dirty Player |  Kill 'em Young | Rolla Gold Diggers |
| Kicker | Charles Casey | Florida Rotting Gators |
Offense:
Defense:
Special Teams:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Quarterback | Thompson | Karak University |
| Quarterback |  "El Jefe" Lindquist | U-Dub Elfskies |
| Running Back | C. J. Spiker | Clemson Terrors |
| Running Back | Ray Cullin' | Rolla Gold Diggers |
| Wide Receiver | "Boss" John Ross | U-Dub Elfskies |
| Wide Receiver |  Larry | Karak University |
| Wide Receiver | Kolby Listenbee (WR) #7 | TCU Horned Rats |
| Offensive Line | Skid "Pacific Loon" Zulban | Oregon Waterfoul |
| Offensive Line | Tyrone Crusher | Clemson Terrors |
| Offensive Line | Benjamin "Black Necked Swan" Pickles | Oregon Waterfoul |
Defense:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Linebacker | Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila | Slam Diego State Smacktecs |
| Linebacker |  Haxon Man | Rolla Gold Diggers |
| Linebacker |  Cardinal Roark | Rutgers Hauers |
| Strong Safety |  Wesley Horky | Ogrehome-A Boomers |
| Cornerback |  Lucius "Surf Scoter" Vega | Oregon Waterfoul |
| Cornerback |  Joshua "The One" Massey #17 (CB) | U.Con. Huskies |
| Defensive Line | My Schism | Rolla Gold Diggers |
| Defensive Line |  Britten Laughin | Rolla Gold Diggers |
| Defensive Line | Bahn | Karak University |
| Defensive Line | Banks McFasty | Clemson Terrors |
Special Teams:
| Position | Name | College |
|---|---|---|
| Dirty Player |  Mitch Hater | Clemson Terrors |
| Dirty Player | Kill 'em Young | Rolla Gold Diggers |
| Kicker |  Lort Gnawl | Notre Maim Fighting Irish |
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