“I was so cocky.

A fair result in the end, but woud Yann have scored his first TD were it not for my helpful reminder that it was his last turn of the half? It matters not, he deserved his second one anyway.

A brutal game, which left few stunties unmashed. Special mentions to Stongaard and Hakanson for leading the line with vicious relish, and to Cristen Solsker, who scored twice on his debut and ran for miles.

My condolences though to the estranged family of Lolopop Sam, who met his demise doing what he loved. Hopefully he will be remembered for his beautiful reverse no-look pass to Ivan 'Triple I' Infant-Ingester for the first score.”