“Midway through a heavy night of drinking, the evil Synn noticed a few members of the famed "Cromwell Street" Necro team sitting at the bar. After buying a few rounds of drinks, Synn mentioned the Kittens were looking for a match.

Still feeling the effects of the booze from the night before, the highly regarded Cromwell Street simply could not play at their usual high level. Regular blocks were splitting the Necromantic armour left and right. The star werewolf was sent into the fans in the second turn after a bold attempt at a throwing TD in the sun. The fans promptly beat his ass and left him unavailable for the rest of the game. A few turns later a block crushed Shipoopie while a gang of kittens "groundblitzed" the other ghoul out of the game. This left Cromwell with one puppy and two wights to handle the ball.

A second half quick score by the Kittens followed by a blitz left Cromwell with no chance at evening the game. In the closing seconds of the game, the remaining puppy received the ball and charged headline toward the defensive wall known as the Kittens Secondary.........

End result: Dead puppy from the fists of Samuelson Smite.

PETA be damned........

A dominant showing by the Kittens thanks to my opponent's inability to take a block without being at the least stunned. Great sport too. Rematch anytime mate.

Peace,
__Synn”