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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2003-09-03 14:33:07
60k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
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1
9
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#3 Lieutenant Commander Data – Broken Neck (-AG)
#1 Captain Jean-Luc Picard – Dead (RIP)
#9 Guinan – Dead (RIP)
#10 Alexander Rozhenko – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
2
6
-
1
28
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“im not sure wassup with futuruma united, but this match they slaughtered like hell. Bender himself was on Bloodlust and i think it will cost a bit more time to make him understand, that it should be the ball he has to bend not any parts of bodies from ANY other player on this field (except maybe kiff).
Morbo (the new Blitzer) done his job well, but like any other member of this team he was motivated a bit too much this day - he completely ate one of this rats - shame to you morbo !
Fry at least just made touchdowns, but every time he done he said something about "pizza" and "sorry we are out of anchobis !"
Zapp Brennigan on the other side started to make love to one of this rats and hurtet this poor animal badly, like he hurted the eye of any fan and player in this stadium.
Whatever, after the game i really understood what exactly prof. farnsworth meant this morning, when he said: "thank you all for testing my new Elephant-Aphrodisiaca"
That was after we all ate his Special-Power-eggcream and such an accident wont happen again - i really hope !
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Morbo (the new Blitzer) done his job well, but like any other member of this team he was motivated a bit too much this day - he completely ate one of this rats - shame to you morbo !
Fry at least just made touchdowns, but every time he done he said something about "pizza" and "sorry we are out of anchobis !"
Zapp Brennigan on the other side started to make love to one of this rats and hurtet this poor animal badly, like he hurted the eye of any fan and player in this stadium.
Whatever, after the game i really understood what exactly prof. farnsworth meant this morning, when he said: "thank you all for testing my new Elephant-Aphrodisiaca"
That was after we all ate his Special-Power-eggcream and such an accident wont happen again - i really hope !
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Personal log from Lieutenant Commander Data. "Uh, i was hurted hard. Something is wrong with my body. Pity that La Forge can not repair my body until we're back on the Enterprise. Well, i will do my very best to support the team from the sideline. Maybe i will be able to offer them some tactics."
Personal log from Ensign Wesley Crusher. "My mom will be proud of me. I was able to score. Next match we will suffer hard. Some race called Orcs will match us. Well, good that my mum decided to put us all under view. So that we can transported back to the Enterprise."
Personal log from Lieutenant Reginald Barclay. "Oh my god, why did i accepted this mission. I could sit in the bar and drink some nice stuff, watch the girls. I could have a good time. But no, i must have accepted this stupid mission. No i am doomed to feel pain. Jesus, how painful this game is. I can't imagine anything painful like that. Even a 24h shift in the machine room is more fun and less pain than this."
Medical log from the holographic doctor. "Well, as if i hadn't told em before. Don't investigate. Don't play, don't do anything on that planet. Well, now i have to do a lot. Finally Beverly Crusher is able to help us. She is not back to full strength, but she can help. We will bring them all back to perfect shape, but wow how could they get into serious trouble so fast."
Tactical review: Not much to say about. Enterprise is doomed. 4 more games and next game with a beautifull 5 player starting roster. If Wesley decides to play. If not i will still have the fun to field 4 players. Against an Orc team. Well, lets see what i am able to pull out of that game. I don't expect anything anymore. Good night my sweet little team.
Another player was transported down to this team to support them in dying.
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