“Silly finish to this one.

With the ball laying in the corner of the orc's endzone on my turn 8 after an elf stunned himself on a gfi and another blitzer was stunned by a block my other blitzer thinks to himself, "Hey, I have dodge and I'm 9 squares away from that ball - we have a reroll and i'm 2 gfi's and a pickup away from another score (+2pt in the E.L.F.) and we still have a decent shot at the shutout." So he sprints after the ball and of course stuns himself on a failed gfi reroll on top of the ball.

Orcs pick up the ball, handoff to a waiting lineman, and pass to a waiting thrower who makes the catch and runs toward the endzone. One problem. He needs to make one gfi to score and tie the game up - so of course he trips and falls crossing the goalline! Elves pull off the undeserved win.

Nuffle and the random-number generator just barfed up a ton of 1's at the end of this game.

Post game: 70k winnings allow us to replace one of the two lineelves killed today and our orc game is out of the way for this season (yeah!). Coach also promises not to take so many stupid chances in the future - should not have won this one.”