“Episode 10 - Mans' best nightmare



In this episode, our lovely bunch of rotten corpses is recovering from a rape against some smelly ogres. We meet all our heroes on the pitch against some "unsuspicious" dark elves. What looks like a supberb treat will soon become a nightmare for our happy corpses.

It starts off with some knocking and blocking by our favourite bunch. Not much damadge is done, and because of an awfull skull one of our heroes goes down.
The other team makes his move quickly, "La Frou-Frou" who was supposed to be far out of danger gets beaten by a darkie. 2 d (pushback - pow). The coach knocks the wolf over in turn 1, and he dies.
While the other coach was regretting this awfull awfull thing that happened, my zombies started to walk over groins (and what do witch elves have actually ? ).
From that moment on there was no chance for our showcaracters. So they just fouled, and kick people out of the way.
In the first half they even could score a counter, because of lots of KO results on the darkies side. 1 superb trow by a zombie made the day and it was 1-1.

The darkies scored quickly on the second half, the zombies couldnt get them down.
Because of a large amount of darkies comming back from the KO chamber, and a ref that started to spot weird and painfull ways of play on our heroes side they were quickly overrun.

Kwèk said to the commentators at the end: "It was great to finally play a balanced game of dice, pitty that I had no wolf to play with and the zombies... wel... they are zombies you know."



Comment:


Lovely game, real treat too look at.

Karl Zauberer - Ex Player of the Reikland Reavers



What an episode, pitty for the wolf.

Hanz Lieberman - Flingboy Magazine



Zob trob og'a trug'a
(Roughly translated : Wolf meat good, Witch elves smell)

K'trash Progras - Ogre Kingdoms Sport Events”