“A bit of a 1-sided match - having 4 players off the pitch in the first 4 turns, the dark elves never really recovered their morale - towards the end they couldn't even pick the ball up or dodge, and those in the KO bin made a decided effort to stay there rather than face further embarassment!

In the midst of the misfortune suffered by the dark elves, the Necromantic team were in their element - the only disappointment in the team was Steven Seagal. Despite trying to get him killed by putting him out on a limb, on the frontline, where he could be beaten and fouled, he never got more than KO'd. Failing everything he tried to do, and spending more time on the floor than anything, he was an obvious choice for the fans to chose as the MVP!

Oh well... maybe someone'll kill him next time!
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