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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-09-09 17:51:44
50k
1/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
-
-
29
70
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
-
-
1
13
-
9
27
21
-
“Full credit goes to the orcs for showing up.
Not realising how totally useless the rat orge is, the orc Thorpe Starscream took 1 look at him and (almost) died in turn 1. Later making up for it by scoring the only touchdown for his team.
A quick run by Morkaster of Cripple Peak Jr. scored a quick reply deep in the first half, but his best was yet to come.
In the second half the rats were everywhere.. keeping a constant TZ on the ball holder, eventually causing him to "slip" and fall of the pitch.
The ball was thrown in deep in to the orcs half, where Morkaster of Cripple Peak Jr. just happened to be waiting. On turn 15 he ran it in to win the game, and burn the memory of his début match in to all the fans.”
Not realising how totally useless the rat orge is, the orc Thorpe Starscream took 1 look at him and (almost) died in turn 1. Later making up for it by scoring the only touchdown for his team.
A quick run by Morkaster of Cripple Peak Jr. scored a quick reply deep in the first half, but his best was yet to come.
In the second half the rats were everywhere.. keeping a constant TZ on the ball holder, eventually causing him to "slip" and fall of the pitch.
The ball was thrown in deep in to the orcs half, where Morkaster of Cripple Peak Jr. just happened to be waiting. On turn 15 he ran it in to win the game, and burn the memory of his début match in to all the fans.”
Thorpe Starscream started off the shameful display, by killing himself on turn 1, with a gfi to pick the ball up.
The team apothecary still didn't have his uniform on, but thankfully was alert enough to save him... and a good job he did... it was Thorpe that went on to score the team's only TD.
A diabolical second half saw not just the team's 3rd and 4th double skulls of the match, but an inability to stop any rat from dodging through countless tackle zones, time and time again! Getting beaten up by understrength players after being run around like we were statues has led to the team facing an ultimatum.
Win next game, we see how it goes.
Draw next game... we start pulling straws to see who I introduce to my 14lb lump hammer first.
Lose next game... the lot of you can p*ss off, I've had it with you!!!!!
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