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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-09-14 08:47:47
50k
1/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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1
1
-
1
8
-
2
12
46
5
#4 Serafine Von Uberwald – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#4 Serafine Von Uberwald – Smashed Knee (NI)
#11 Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler – Smashed Knee (NI)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
3
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1
18
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5
34
75
2
#13 Pain Soaka – Dead (RIP)
“The Crash enjoyed the violence ascendancy out there today, and as if that wasn't enough the dice generally gave us even more help.
Credit where it's due though, late game the Morkporkers won the dirty play war pretty comfortably and even made the Crash's dirtiest player a recruitment offer he simply couldn't refuse !
But that was all a case of too little and too late as Soaka had already very badly injured Serafine von Uberwald in his first booting of the match.
Twahnlow Votes
3 Votes - Sir Samuel Vimes
Sure he didn't spectacularly injure anybody, score, throw some amazing pass or whatever. But what he did do was fight like a man possessed (which I guess you expect from a wight !). Vimes was in the thick of the brawl all the time and he seemed truly at home there.
2 Votes - Sergeant Angua
Gave the Morporkers real hope when he BH'd Crash captain Squirrel Grippa in the first half. He didn't die either, which is great for his team and surprising considering the Crash's dim view of things werewolven.
1 Vote - Cecil "Nobby" Nobbs
It's a one vote split between Nobby and the Mrs Drull really. Both these ghouls got belted time and time again by blockle MB orcs...and yet they danced like butterflies amidst the thunder of such Orcy fists.
Honourable Mention - Dorfl
At one point this tower of brawn tied up three black orcs single handedly. He'd have scored a vote if the ghouls had proven more destructible.”
Credit where it's due though, late game the Morkporkers won the dirty play war pretty comfortably and even made the Crash's dirtiest player a recruitment offer he simply couldn't refuse !
But that was all a case of too little and too late as Soaka had already very badly injured Serafine von Uberwald in his first booting of the match.
Twahnlow Votes
3 Votes - Sir Samuel Vimes
Sure he didn't spectacularly injure anybody, score, throw some amazing pass or whatever. But what he did do was fight like a man possessed (which I guess you expect from a wight !). Vimes was in the thick of the brawl all the time and he seemed truly at home there.
2 Votes - Sergeant Angua
Gave the Morporkers real hope when he BH'd Crash captain Squirrel Grippa in the first half. He didn't die either, which is great for his team and surprising considering the Crash's dim view of things werewolven.
1 Vote - Cecil "Nobby" Nobbs
It's a one vote split between Nobby and the Mrs Drull really. Both these ghouls got belted time and time again by blockle MB orcs...and yet they danced like butterflies amidst the thunder of such Orcy fists.
Honourable Mention - Dorfl
At one point this tower of brawn tied up three black orcs single handedly. He'd have scored a vote if the ghouls had proven more destructible.”
Twahnlows
3pts - Jersey Slinga - In a team of brilliant Black Orcs he stood above the rest, unmoveable and leathal, picking up 2 well deserved casualties.
2pts - Nutshot Yield - Safe at the back (not that the watch troubled him much) and picked up a cas as well, just to prove that the Black Orcs wern't the only mean buggers on the Crashes team.
1pt - Has to go to Pain Soaka, gave Serafine her marching orders with a well aimed boot when she fell at his feet early on, though got his just desterts when we was killed and added to the Watches ranks. ”