“A reporter approaches a large moss covered Ent who has an orc by the neck and is shaking him violently.

"Excuse me Mossbeard, do you have time for an interview about the game?"

"Hmm, sure, right after I take care of the team armourer here."

A few more violent shakes and the the orc is flung to the ground. That finished, the Ent turns slowly and looks down on the human reporter.

Reporter: "So how do you feel about the way your orcs performed this game?"

Moss: "I am dissapointed with them, loosing is unacceptable. The first half went well with my boys stopping those pathetic chaos dwarves as soon as they entered our half of the pitch. Bley-Bley took out the ball carrier, stole the ball and seemed unstoppable but a chaos dwarf dodged free and took him down at the last second."

Reporter: "What about the 2nd half?"

Moss: "The 2nd half was an absolute nightmare. They took down Krank with a solid hit several other orcs were ko'ed and then a hobgob kicked Brucktust in the head seriously injuring him. Later, when they had us down to 5 prone orcs another gang foul killed Sutters. Sutters was the 2nd best blitzer on the team, this team may never recover from his loss.

At this point the Ent reaches over and grabs the prone orc laying nearby.

"Why didn't our orcish armour protect us this time? You have been taking short-cuts, haven't you?"

Amourer: "No, no, my armour wuz strong, dem hobgobs had blades on dem boots dey was wearin"

The reporter senses that the interview is over and quickly scuttles away not wanting to end up like the team armourer.”