“A perfect opponent, one of the best I met so far in these forgoten realms of internet blood and bowl, who was so friendly and so informative, after each of mine roll I was provided by statistics which showed how misserable were my chances to make ones and how lucky I was, while his own rolls were grounded by his supreme skill and knowledge. I am really sorry for mine poor behaviour which included sending an agile witch elf (ag5) to meet her ancestors and breaking some legs to her dirty feet comrade, while all other elves stood their ground with the ball near our td line, refusing to score :D And well our poor sportmanship was barrier to us, becouse we failed to admit our utter inferiority to dark elven team and firstly of course to their lord mighty rudinho.”